I gots paid on friday. So i have done the following:
- Went to the local dog racing track, bet 20 and came back with 29.10! Goes to show that no wrong can come from a gambling problem. Except those cunts who bet 20 on one dog, they deserve to lose money.
- Bought the Mighty Boosh series 3 on dvd, now i can watch the crack...
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squee:
Lat time I went I was mega disappointed but it's so much better now! Although the 'monkey walk through' did seem to consist of one monkey!
mark_plus_beer:
pfff its like the turtle in discworld has got it easy , i can balance a freeky puppet
Im not sure whether its just in my job, but common sense seems to leave your mind when you enter in into a management position.
Do people get paid more than shop floor staff to make bad decisions?
They have less work to do surely which means more time to decide on a sensible course of action.
But no, its a rush job.
On a...
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Do people get paid more than shop floor staff to make bad decisions?
They have less work to do surely which means more time to decide on a sensible course of action.
But no, its a rush job.
On a...
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user101822327:
OMG get round mine wearing that NOW!
user101822327:
Yes. In March. That's PRECISELY what I had in mind.
ROCK!
- I havent done anything of any consequence really this weekend.
- So this list is mainly academic.
- But i like reading your comments, so i post anyway.
- I made a fish pie and a butterscotch fondue with fresh fruit, for my mother yesterday. No reports of any unconventional returns of said food, so see that as a success.
- I bought an awesome wrestling mask off...
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smelsie:
well....15 years old...it was pretty damn shit but not like i knew better lol
user101822327:
I'll tell her what happened immediately after I've come'.
I'll tell her what happened immediately after I've come'.
More bullet points!
- I saw a pigeon with one eye on tues. And the hole where its eye should be you could just see into its mind. It also blinked the no-eye too! I nearly threw up.
- I have worked out that after a certain point i get so tired i begin to talk in a mock-irish accent and sing chart hits from years gone...
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user101822327:
Ahhhh Cynicism is the only form of communication I understand!
And I always say to people - Its not Cynicism - Its REALism.
lol!
kisses on you. Matt. And whoever she is, just tell her.
alternativley, as Charlie Brooker suggests:
'...Why not stand back and watch as they gradually devolve into a nervous, servile automaton, a jittering zombie, desperate to make you smile again?'
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And I always say to people - Its not Cynicism - Its REALism.
lol!
kisses on you. Matt. And whoever she is, just tell her.
alternativley, as Charlie Brooker suggests:
'...Why not stand back and watch as they gradually devolve into a nervous, servile automaton, a jittering zombie, desperate to make you smile again?'
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user101822327:
Maaa-aaaaatt!!! You HAVE to see that film - most romantic 'I love you' scene ever!!!
Kate is soooo funny - when I turned up, she actually thought Id bleached my hair JUST for her birthday party. She didnt seem to notice my hair was genuine PLASTIC!
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Kate is soooo funny - when I turned up, she actually thought Id bleached my hair JUST for her birthday party. She didnt seem to notice my hair was genuine PLASTIC!
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In a vain attempt to feel topical i shall update so to remove the valentines day blog.
If you havent read it, boy you missed out.
Im kind of shocked by some of my workmates about their beliefs.
Mainly the fact they believe in ghosts.
Despite NO scientific evidence.
One friend suggested she believes in ghosts as in her mum and dads house hammers move...
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If you havent read it, boy you missed out.
Im kind of shocked by some of my workmates about their beliefs.
Mainly the fact they believe in ghosts.
Despite NO scientific evidence.
One friend suggested she believes in ghosts as in her mum and dads house hammers move...
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suziq:
can't look in to mirrors when i'm home alone, i get scared.
leilani:
haha my boyfriends brother goes on ghost 'investigations' and they take digital cameras and walk around a house or park or whatever taking pics of nothing and if they see dots they think they're ghosts.. blah watever. he showed me a pic from epping forest and it was full of 'orbs' but really i just think they're bugs or dust or sumthing wrong with his camera lol. man we've had so many arguments coz i take the piss outa him too much oh well.
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kellymonster:
Why thank you. That was the look I was going for.
I wish I had seen you e-cards sooner. I would have put them to very good use. Awesome.
I wish I had seen you e-cards sooner. I would have put them to very good use. Awesome.
suziq:
yeah, allright. fair enough.
Well i am currently having another one of my 'mid-twenties crisis' episodes.
So instead of word dumping my feelings here are things that are cheering me up:
I have had what i think is a genius idea for a tv show.
Lets see if i can see it through...
So instead of word dumping my feelings here are things that are cheering me up:
I have had what i think is a genius idea for a tv show.
Lets see if i can see it through...
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suziq:
i did it!
i've allready seen it, twice. think i've seen the other one too, and i didn't like it. not sure though. any other suggestions?
i've allready seen it, twice. think i've seen the other one too, and i didn't like it. not sure though. any other suggestions?
emma_treasure:
i think my being singe s due to a male mid-twenties crisis! things that cheered me up today...
-chia lattes,
-reading a book that says 'Dexter, a serial killer to fall in love with' on the front in big letters and getting a weird look from an old lady
-getting a message saying that lots of people love me (this was also slightly depressing as it was from a friend of the family who basically an unce)
things that depressed me today - thinking I had found a nice quite comfy chair to read my book in in Nero's, then a fucking loved up couple sitting opposite me smoochig for like 10 minutes. Then, i fell over them coming back from the loo cos they were kissing on the bloody floor while they were picking a bag up!
i'm not bitter, no not me, not at all!
-chia lattes,
-reading a book that says 'Dexter, a serial killer to fall in love with' on the front in big letters and getting a weird look from an old lady
-getting a message saying that lots of people love me (this was also slightly depressing as it was from a friend of the family who basically an unce)
things that depressed me today - thinking I had found a nice quite comfy chair to read my book in in Nero's, then a fucking loved up couple sitting opposite me smoochig for like 10 minutes. Then, i fell over them coming back from the loo cos they were kissing on the bloody floor while they were picking a bag up!
i'm not bitter, no not me, not at all!
so i got a playstation 3 on friday which pissed the bonus i got up the wall almost immediately. it is awesome though.
call of duty is the bees knees . getting to shoot non-capitalist pig dogs is fun, if a little stressful.
is made me quite patriotic i found myself whooping american slang when i shot some poor arab man in his grill.
"HOT...
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call of duty is the bees knees . getting to shoot non-capitalist pig dogs is fun, if a little stressful.
is made me quite patriotic i found myself whooping american slang when i shot some poor arab man in his grill.
"HOT...
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tilly:
No you wouldn't you gayer, it's only me!
I'm getting a lift up to Manc with the birthday girl herself so I'm not actually sure what time I'll be there, altho I shouldn't imagine it'd be that late because she'll want to get things prepared. I'm the only non-lesbian who will be attending said shindig, are you SURE you are too busy being a fake Vicar?
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I'm getting a lift up to Manc with the birthday girl herself so I'm not actually sure what time I'll be there, altho I shouldn't imagine it'd be that late because she'll want to get things prepared. I'm the only non-lesbian who will be attending said shindig, are you SURE you are too busy being a fake Vicar?
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kellymonster:
Questions can be found on previous blog. Basically, ask a yes no question and Yoda will answer it. It's going to be such a glitzy video that you'll regret it if you do not ask.
There is a tramp here in Bournemouth who wanders the streets day and night (although does have a home to go to). He has become a bit of a celebrity, even Fred Dineage knows who he is:
There is a tramp here in Bournemouth who wanders the streets day and night (although does have a home to go to). He has become a bit of a celebrity, even Fred Dineage knows who he is:
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user0240_824028402:
You make a lot of sense....
I wouldn't mind seeing him punch himself.
Oh the situations i get myself into!
I wouldn't mind seeing him punch himself.
Oh the situations i get myself into!
delilahjack:
well that's ok then wouldn't want you getting into financial hot water now would we? how would you afford the medieval porn?
Im off to bed.
Think of something incredibly witty on a personal level to you.
Then pretend I said it.
Great arent i?
You wish you knew me in real life.
Think of something incredibly witty on a personal level to you.
Then pretend I said it.
Great arent i?
You wish you knew me in real life.
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delilahjack:
Watched BeoWulf the other day, the king was shouting "LET'S KILL GRENDEL"
i turned to my friend and said "There's going to be some poor deaf geezer rushing home after hearing that to guard his toasted sandwhich maker."
BREVIL GRENDEL..get it
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA, MATT YOU'RE SO FUNNY. MARRY ME!
i turned to my friend and said "There's going to be some poor deaf geezer rushing home after hearing that to guard his toasted sandwhich maker."
BREVIL GRENDEL..get it
OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHA, MATT YOU'RE SO FUNNY. MARRY ME!
delilahjack:
i have a similar problem, my belly button is situated about 2 cms below my boobs.