At some point i will update this properly.
Just not now...
In the meantime lets rock out...
Just not now...
In the meantime lets rock out...
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Lets get rid of the shite video from the last blog and instead give massive props and respect to a band from my teenage years...
The Presidents of the United States of America
The Presidents of the United States of America
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ikaruga:
that was pretty much my thought when I first saw it...
yes, that was maple syrup on bacon & pancakes. I was cynical about it myself.
but it was awesome.
yes, that was maple syrup on bacon & pancakes. I was cynical about it myself.
but it was awesome.
evilsaint101:
PUSA are awesome, many memories from my youth are wrapped up in some of there songs! I adore lump, it's fharking awesome! 
I saw this today and i dont think i want to live on the planet anymore.
Pass me my revolver matron, im going for a walk in the woods.
Tell mother I loved her.
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jena:
I was bound to fuck up. Can you confirm that for me so that I can edit? Might have to elimnate it all together.
lil_em:
Bad grammar should be punishable by death!
Eurovision.
Car crash tv at its finest.
Some of my favourite songs...
This one representing the Netherlands never made it past the semi-finals.
Cant think why.
Could it be...
* The awful suits?
* The terrible song?
* The tacky hand-light gimmick?
* The fact that the band looks like its made up of the fathers of the actual group standing in so the lighting...
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Car crash tv at its finest.
Some of my favourite songs...
This one representing the Netherlands never made it past the semi-finals.
Cant think why.
Could it be...
* The awful suits?
* The terrible song?
* The tacky hand-light gimmick?
* The fact that the band looks like its made up of the fathers of the actual group standing in so the lighting...
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theknives:
Indeed, and it's served me well!
vortext:
I love that flight of the conchords song.
IM THA BOOM KING.
IM THA BOOM KING.
Im aware im stuck in a rut, but its quite comfortable in there, i have a nice tv and plenty of dvds.
Even though it seems every MP seems to be taking advantage of what is a seemingly obscure set of rules when it comes to expenses, im perfectly fine with it.
My taxes seemingly dont go on public spending.
They go to bail out...
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Even though it seems every MP seems to be taking advantage of what is a seemingly obscure set of rules when it comes to expenses, im perfectly fine with it.
My taxes seemingly dont go on public spending.
They go to bail out...
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daisy:
I'm very glad you'll be watching eurovision semis. It made me smile.
daisy:
Ours is the best interpretation i think you'll find. We shall compare notes in approx. 2 hours. And.....go
I was going to do a daily blog based on the bollocks the daily star prints but then I lost a few copies so ill do it next week. I know how much you were all looking forward to that ha ha.
So here are some random thoughts that if you have access to my facebook or twitter you may already have seen
* Tues...
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So here are some random thoughts that if you have access to my facebook or twitter you may already have seen
* Tues...
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ikaruga:
yes, it's a cup of hot water with a flower in it.
and so much more.
the bits that look like pine needles make it taste amazing. as does the flower.
honest.
and so much more.
the bits that look like pine needles make it taste amazing. as does the flower.
honest.
ikaruga:
I think it was 2.95. or maybe 3.25?
either way, 'twas awesome and I'll happily go back for more!
either way, 'twas awesome and I'll happily go back for more!
*Random Thoughts*
- I saw a man today watching a video on his ipod while having a piss.
- Why do wanna be gangstas walk with limps? Surely that is admitting weakness that whom ever wanted your blood got it. Surely the best Gangstas are the ones that got away and therefore can run/skip/prance about.
- Its reassuring to see guys as bad at flirting as i am,...
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suziq:
yeah that's weird man. so what, you're a stocking guy?
ikaruga:
I thought that it was because they'd been shot?
ah well, what do I know?
ah well, what do I know?
I spent the last two days in birmingham.
Staying in a hotel room that was like a prison cell.
More soon....
Staying in a hotel room that was like a prison cell.
More soon....
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miserabelle:
Which hotel was it? They all look dreary, I quite like Birmingham but I wouldn't like to be there.... all of the time. Did you visit the bull? xx
xx
vindice:
Gah. We should have done drinks.
It wasn't the Britannia, was it? That's where all the prossies go.
It wasn't the Britannia, was it? That's where all the prossies go.
I shall do a new blog tonight and its a chance for you to decide what the fuck its about.
Do you want....
A) A blog about what i gone and done this week?
B) A blog reviewing films/albums i have interacted with this week?
C) A blog where i cast my satirical eye over the weeks events?
Vote now!
Lines are open now, charged...
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Do you want....
A) A blog about what i gone and done this week?
B) A blog reviewing films/albums i have interacted with this week?
C) A blog where i cast my satirical eye over the weeks events?
Vote now!
Lines are open now, charged...
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machiko:
ohhhh ok....
ikaruga:
c.
caustic witticisms are always welcome...
caustic witticisms are always welcome...
Lots of things have occurred to me recently:
- I need to really think about getting a career and not just staying in an incredibly dull job just because it feels comfortable.
- I believe my lack of self-confidence is the main factor to my single life. Im house-trained (usually), have all my own hair and can claim to have a clean criminal record. What more do...
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johnnyforeigner:
Plan C is talking to actual ladies 
And the internet? LUXURY! In my day we had to...
And the internet? LUXURY! In my day we had to...
tsui:
I remember when I had to plug my computer into the wall to have internets, tough times for sure 
you do win!!! sweet jebus that must suck