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Currently calming down after a terrible day at work.
I dont mind helping other people out, but when it means my own workload suffers and i have to work my days off then i get a little frustrated.

It confuses me how some people can actually choose to be awkward and horrible to everyone they meet. Surely they must realise how much ill-feeling it creates...
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miyo:
blush thank you
Hopefully it will be filmed so i can share the results biggrin
trills:
Surely even the most selfish idiot has heard the story about catching more flies with honey than vinegar? It's only logic to not be a knob, if you want to put all altruism aside and take the cynical angle. I don't believe in fate, I don't believe anyone is owed anything, I do believe in cause and effect, though that's not to say that you do good things and good things happen... "That's life!"
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Ok i need a challenge.
Give me a topic, any topic.
Keep it relatively possible to write about and i shall try to write some comedy about it.

SkyeRocket gave the topic of sharks...
Sharks. Nature's most fearsome predator. They are over 420 million years old, which in cat years is an even more astounding figure. Being apex predators, they lie at the top of...
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tinkly:
I will keep my fingers and toes crossed for you and it biggrin
skyerocket:
I was scared to make a list because I knew it was 99% negatives. So I kept myself busy, went ahead and fuckin' did it anyway and it was blates worth it
biggrin Thanks for the idea though. I was just too much of a wuss to do it frown lol
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Now that's how i roll...

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Article Headlines You Will Never Read in Womens Magazines.

1. Lose weight the easy way, by using up more calories you intake with regular exercise
2. Eat the things you want with our new diet! As long as you exercise regularly you dont have to deny yourself anything
3. Read about how celebrities are actually all different shapes, just like real women and dont need...
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kittyvalentine:
Hahahahhahaha... gawd, I've missed your journals. x
mark_plus_beer:
7 is all lies.
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Matt's Film Reviews.

Knight And Day
Tom Cruise plays a CIA mentalist who goes rogue with some kind of battery, Cameron Diaz (who in certain scenes looks like a blonde gail platt from corrie) plays a car engineer who gets caught up in the mess.
Hilarity ensues. No really it does. Funny film, with good sight gags and Cruise playing mental well.
He has aged...
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ikaruga:
okay, you've sweet-talked me into knight and day.
I think.
miyo:
haha not sure how my dad would feel about recieving a letter! tongue
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I really have no idea when it comes to girls.
In terms of them flirting im pretty much oblivious.
So i ask the girls of the world to use my simple system...

* If flirting on-line you can type things you wouldn't normally possibly say to a stranger with out stuttering our being bound by society's restrictions on public behaviour. Conversations on-line have content in...
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creamygoodness:
Girls are confusing. This is why I've resorted to my trusty 'Rohypnol and ball-peen hammers'# method. You'll all see my wisdom in the end.
mark_plus_beer:
Ben speaks the truth.
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Man recording a single seems like the most fun EVER.
ricci:
Nope, it's just out of print. I've seen it for 1,000.... I also want a copy of her book Revenge. So many amazing photographs...... love
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Since i left you all about a year ago i...

* Moved into a nice flat in the city centre.
* Cut my long flowing locks.
* Gained a lot of confidence in myself.
* Became a bit of a jerk.

What you been up to?
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miyo:
the upload button won't do anything!
And i uploaded it to youtube but they have removed the music!
miyo:
you will be able to see it on facebook!
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Dear Mr Internet, i want to see tattooed tits again...
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miyo:
Thanks mr x
ikaruga:
hey, good to see you back, man.
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My subscription runs out soon.
Im on here less and less it seems these days.
Maybe ill come back.
If not, its been epic.
Follow me on twitter, im under the same name as here.
Remember....
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miyo:
shame frown See you on facebook tho!
huw:
Oh i'll do more than "follow" you lad. wink