its_matt

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.

Put in the comments... My fine is XX (whatever amount is!)

Drank Green tea and genuinely liked it -- 10
Took another two anadins before the recommended 4 hour time period had elapsed -- 5
Voted on a reality show under the belief your vote actually mattered. -- 25
Bought an NDUBZ record -- 40
Posted a status update on Facebook with the sole intent of annoying an ex/someone you are sleeping with but annoyed at -- 25
Left the house on a night out without a coat on knowing full well you will be freezing but didn't want to look like the odd one out in the group of people you cal your friends. -- 100
Texted pictures of your sex organs to someone you wish to sleep with -- 20
Used 'LOL' non-ironically -- 20
Believed Sarah Jessica Parker is genuinely attractive and not some government experiment gone awry -- 10
Used a traffic cone as a loudhailer to question the sexuality of a friend -- 20
Added Jordan on twitter -- 10
Danced to drum n bass without wondering what the fuck is going on.-- 10
Read a Twilight book -- 25
Abandoned myspace as a social networking tool. -- 20
Thought that Harry Potter is not just for kids. -- 0.10
Watched more than one European art-house film and known what was going on. -- 15
Had full sex with someone you could barely stand to look at even when you are drunk -- 150
Sat on the toilet at work contemplating your own existence for at least half an hour. -- 50
Sang the wrong lyrics to a song in front of friends then when accused of such loudly proclaim the accuser of being a sad cunt for knowing the all the lyrics. -- 30
Got a Celtic tattoo somewhere on your body -- 20
Blamed a family pet for a fart you bloody did -- 5
Cooked food for people knowing full well the ingredients were at least 3 days past their sell by date -- 20
Been jealous of a stranger just because they were happy -- 10
Watched two pints of lager and a packet of crisps and laughed. -- 20
Watched Michael McIntyre and laughed -- 10
Bought food in supermarket just to impress people -- 10
Beat a tramp to death with their own shoes while sobbing OFF MY STREETS YOU FILTHY BASTARD! -- 20
Eaten Olives and liked them -- 5
Joined Jamster to download one ring tone for the bargain price of 18 a month. -- 5
Pissed in some kind of receptacle in the back of a moving vehicle -- 25
Own a Clubland CD -- 10
Sky-plussed hollyoaks. -- 25
Used the defence of yeah but they are fit when some has questioned the talent of someone you like -- 15
Known by a nickname rather than the one on your birth certificate -- 50
Proclaimed the Simpsons is not as good as it used to be. -- 20
Stopped listening to a band because they got popular. --25
Realised that Maryland cookies are always on offer in tesco. -- 20
Kissed a girl and liked it -- 20
Have a picture on your facebook profile that does not include your own face -- 25
Wore a t-shirt of a band you know nothing about. -- 50
Ordered something off a menu to impress a date then leaving the meal when it arrives because it isn't what you thought it was but use the excuse it isn't like the one I had on holiday -- 25
Ate a dog biscuit -- 5
Have 'a song' on karaoke. -- 15
Thought someone was cool for getting arrested. -- 5
Made an inappropriate comment at an innocent passer-by when you are pissed up then cheered and jeered at them as they try to escape. -- 15
Called someone a sad bastard for not wanting to get as stupidly drunk as you. -- 0.50
Bought booze just because it gets you drunk quicker than because you like the taste. -- 5
Wanted to kick a duck up the arse. -- 20
Voted for someone on X-factor -- 20
Shit in the woods. -- 25
Shit in the street like Paula Radcliffe did. -- 80
Suffer from Orange hands because of unprofessional fake tan application -- 5
Joined a group on facebook that is called something like 'I LIKE GUYZ IN MAKE UP...NOT LOLZZZZ1!!' or becoming a fan of 'ASKING THE TAXI DRIVER WOT TIME HE GETS OFF... ROFL' -- 25