I was going to do a daily blog based on the bollocks the daily star prints but then I lost a few copies so ill do it next week. I know how much you were all looking forward to that ha ha.
So here are some random thoughts that if you have access to my facebook or twitter you may already have seen
* Tues morning and there was a fire just outside of Manchester which lead to a mass exodus of bus passengers forced to walk the last mile of the journey because of the traffic. The scene was somewhat reminiscent of the video to Everybody Hurts by REM if only the car drivers would have joined us it would have been complete. My subtitle for my time on the screen in the video would have read: for fucks sake why am I not rich yet?
* Dogs are annoying and should be made to fill out some paperwork before they are allowed to bark, such red tape surrounding barking would make it only a used as a necessity to inform its owner of a fire or some situation involving a child trapped in a well.
* Those new walkers crisps may say fish and chips flavour but they taste suspiciously like scampi fries.
* Tramps should be made to fight for crack/housing in a Pay-Per-View MMA event. It would make millions in revenue so as to make the prize money commercially viable. I bet the Daily Mail would sponsor it. And we get Geoff Capes in to present the fucking thing.
* I got called a Knobhead today. By a Chugger (as Narshada informs me they are called, I called them charity twats) I was walking from tesco into the Arndale centre when a woman in some fucking charity tabard lurches towards me with an outstretched hand of mock friendship and the words:
Hello sir, pleased to meet you!
Me No thanks
Hello sir, pleased to meet you!
NO THANKS
*quietly* Knobhead
Manners apparently infuriate chuggers.
*Idea for a pop group. A set of conjoined twins. Called 2 BCUM 1.
And here is the video to my favourite Beastie Boys track.
Makes the video to take on me look like a schoolkid drawing cocks in a RE textbook.
So here are some random thoughts that if you have access to my facebook or twitter you may already have seen
* Tues morning and there was a fire just outside of Manchester which lead to a mass exodus of bus passengers forced to walk the last mile of the journey because of the traffic. The scene was somewhat reminiscent of the video to Everybody Hurts by REM if only the car drivers would have joined us it would have been complete. My subtitle for my time on the screen in the video would have read: for fucks sake why am I not rich yet?
* Dogs are annoying and should be made to fill out some paperwork before they are allowed to bark, such red tape surrounding barking would make it only a used as a necessity to inform its owner of a fire or some situation involving a child trapped in a well.
* Those new walkers crisps may say fish and chips flavour but they taste suspiciously like scampi fries.
* Tramps should be made to fight for crack/housing in a Pay-Per-View MMA event. It would make millions in revenue so as to make the prize money commercially viable. I bet the Daily Mail would sponsor it. And we get Geoff Capes in to present the fucking thing.
* I got called a Knobhead today. By a Chugger (as Narshada informs me they are called, I called them charity twats) I was walking from tesco into the Arndale centre when a woman in some fucking charity tabard lurches towards me with an outstretched hand of mock friendship and the words:
Hello sir, pleased to meet you!
Me No thanks
Hello sir, pleased to meet you!
NO THANKS
*quietly* Knobhead
Manners apparently infuriate chuggers.
*Idea for a pop group. A set of conjoined twins. Called 2 BCUM 1.
And here is the video to my favourite Beastie Boys track.
Makes the video to take on me look like a schoolkid drawing cocks in a RE textbook.
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and so much more.
the bits that look like pine needles make it taste amazing. as does the flower.
honest.
either way, 'twas awesome and I'll happily go back for more!