More bullet points!
- I saw a pigeon with one eye on tues. And the hole where its eye should be you could just see into its mind. It also blinked the no-eye too! I nearly threw up.
- I have worked out that after a certain point i get so tired i begin to talk in a mock-irish accent and sing chart hits from years gone by. Yesterday i was in a well known department store at 3am singing this:
- How do I tell someone im not interested in them without actually telling them? Im far too well mannered to tell the truth.
- I have also been listening to Girl Talk he is an american guy who does 'mash-ups' (i believe they are called) a bit like soulwax but with the cuts coming much quicker. Good if you like hip hop as you can play spot the sample. This is a sample of his album 'Night Ripper'
- I really havent got much else to say...
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And I always say to people - Its not Cynicism - Its REALism.
lol!
kisses on you. Matt. And whoever she is, just tell her.
alternativley, as Charlie Brooker suggests:
'...Why not stand back and watch as they gradually devolve into a nervous, servile automaton, a jittering zombie, desperate to make you smile again?'
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Kate is soooo funny - when I turned up, she actually thought Id bleached my hair JUST for her birthday party. She didnt seem to notice my hair was genuine PLASTIC!
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