Im not even going to write a proper intro
Things that have been pissing me off this week:
* Yes we know everywhere is flooded and the entire nation is fucked but im guessing that everyone who watches the news kind of knows what a flooded street looks like. Yes its horrible people have to go through that but fucking hell, if I see another expert stood around stating that 'the waters are so high it's above that lamppost there' I will kill someone. Possibly John Stapleton. That man is a cunt.
* The Harry Potter Business. Yes I know its all terribly exciting, this new and final edition of a children's book. But seeing grown people queuing for hours to get a copy at midnight is just depressing. Surely these people have better things to do? Its not as if at 12.15am the shops run out and JK Rowling would have stated that no more copies be printed, because "the real fans would have been queuing. You other cunts can rot." She is a greedy bitch. I guarantee there are enough copies for every idiot who wants one.
* Linked to that there was a kid in the paper who had read the entire book in a weekend. What a little shit. The whole idea of a book is to think about it and create pictures in your mind, maybe a chapter a day for a 10 yr old child. This little cunt read the fucking thing in two days. Treating it as some kind of race. I guarantee that this kid will never kiss a girl. Or if he does he will be paying for the pleasure. I bet he gets bullied at school. I hope he does actually.
* Chris Langham. Guilty or Not Guilty. He just looks the sort doesn't he?
* Many people around the country have been asking the question: 'Why has it been so wet?' The answer apparently is to do with Peru being too cold. The bastards. Why can't they enjoy a decadent lifestyle of CFC's and carbon footprints like the rest of the western world?
Things that have been pissing me off this week:
* Yes we know everywhere is flooded and the entire nation is fucked but im guessing that everyone who watches the news kind of knows what a flooded street looks like. Yes its horrible people have to go through that but fucking hell, if I see another expert stood around stating that 'the waters are so high it's above that lamppost there' I will kill someone. Possibly John Stapleton. That man is a cunt.
* The Harry Potter Business. Yes I know its all terribly exciting, this new and final edition of a children's book. But seeing grown people queuing for hours to get a copy at midnight is just depressing. Surely these people have better things to do? Its not as if at 12.15am the shops run out and JK Rowling would have stated that no more copies be printed, because "the real fans would have been queuing. You other cunts can rot." She is a greedy bitch. I guarantee there are enough copies for every idiot who wants one.
* Linked to that there was a kid in the paper who had read the entire book in a weekend. What a little shit. The whole idea of a book is to think about it and create pictures in your mind, maybe a chapter a day for a 10 yr old child. This little cunt read the fucking thing in two days. Treating it as some kind of race. I guarantee that this kid will never kiss a girl. Or if he does he will be paying for the pleasure. I bet he gets bullied at school. I hope he does actually.
* Chris Langham. Guilty or Not Guilty. He just looks the sort doesn't he?
* Many people around the country have been asking the question: 'Why has it been so wet?' The answer apparently is to do with Peru being too cold. The bastards. Why can't they enjoy a decadent lifestyle of CFC's and carbon footprints like the rest of the western world?
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well
i'll google it, so you don't have to
*update*
your correct, though i've never seen in it tesco