Lets all go to the lobby.
Lets all go to the lobby.
Lets all go to the lobby.
And get ourselves some snacks.
Christmas is getter closer the goose is getting fatter, but not as fat as your mother, who still remains...a fat cow.
Anyone see that young at heart documentary last night? I caught the end of it and i must admit i had a few things in my eye when that old guy sang 'fix you' he sounded like johnny cash.
I was stood behind Peter Crouch in the cash machine queue before, i was but a mere foot away from the white pele. I bet he doesnt have cock-rot problems though. I bet peter is fire between the sheets.
I saw three chinese OAPS nearly drive the woman serving them over the edge in tesco today. Two women decided not only that they wanted to pay in coins smaller than 10ps for their weeks shopping but also that they didnt want to pay enough, after several confused looks and the till girl pointing at the price and saying "you need to give me more money!" they walked off shaking their heads then from the same group an old guy decided he wanted to return something after he had paid for it...
Man - Can i get refund.
Till Girl - You will have to go to customers services.
Man - But i bought it here.
Till Girl - They can only do it at customers services.
Man - You do it now.
Till Girl - I cant from this machine.
Man - You do it now.
Till Girl - Customer Services!
*Ignores rest of mans protest*
I still hate old people. The ones that sang in the choir were awesome but their is still work to be done to re-address the balance.
I say all this even though I know im going to be a right arsehole when im older. But I shall hopefully do it because its funny not because I seemingly get some perverse pleasure from holding society up with my slow-motion confusion in busy shops.
Lets all go to the lobby.
Lets all go to the lobby.
And get ourselves some snacks.
Christmas is getter closer the goose is getting fatter, but not as fat as your mother, who still remains...a fat cow.
Anyone see that young at heart documentary last night? I caught the end of it and i must admit i had a few things in my eye when that old guy sang 'fix you' he sounded like johnny cash.
I was stood behind Peter Crouch in the cash machine queue before, i was but a mere foot away from the white pele. I bet he doesnt have cock-rot problems though. I bet peter is fire between the sheets.
I saw three chinese OAPS nearly drive the woman serving them over the edge in tesco today. Two women decided not only that they wanted to pay in coins smaller than 10ps for their weeks shopping but also that they didnt want to pay enough, after several confused looks and the till girl pointing at the price and saying "you need to give me more money!" they walked off shaking their heads then from the same group an old guy decided he wanted to return something after he had paid for it...
Man - Can i get refund.
Till Girl - You will have to go to customers services.
Man - But i bought it here.
Till Girl - They can only do it at customers services.
Man - You do it now.
Till Girl - I cant from this machine.
Man - You do it now.
Till Girl - Customer Services!
*Ignores rest of mans protest*
I still hate old people. The ones that sang in the choir were awesome but their is still work to be done to re-address the balance.
I say all this even though I know im going to be a right arsehole when im older. But I shall hopefully do it because its funny not because I seemingly get some perverse pleasure from holding society up with my slow-motion confusion in busy shops.
Either they dont understand the technology at all or they expect it to work brilliantly like Logan's Run just because its 2006. I'm getting really tired of people putting their credit card into the Chip n Pin machine, only to remove it 2 seconds later because "its still saying please insert card"