itburns

Life

I'm told this account works again. How have the last couple of years been for everyone else? As for me I got married last June and am having a kid this July. Both great things. What's up?

Be excellent to each other and party on dudes.

All is relatively calm and serene in Itburns Land. I don't have any trials until November 26 (although that one will suck and is in St. Paul, MN), so I am headed to San Diego tomorrow to speak at a convention on Thursday afternoon. The Itburnsian ego enjoys being on a stage with a microphone while 1,500 people sit, watch and listen.
Hmmmmmm......could it be...
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I am back from 5 days R&R in New Orleans. I was happy to see how much the city has picked up in the last 9 months but saddened still to see how far it has to go. But the food, music and drink were great. I went to the Saints game and met the folks in this video null Yes I did the Souldja...
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Say goodbye to Jerseystreets. He's one of the first friends I mad on SG and one of many who has left or is leaving. Kinda sucks.

Say goodbye to Chris, one of the first friends I made on SG and one of many who are leaving the site recently. Makes a boy think.

Sorry that I haven't been updating recently, I've been busy. m And I'm still busy so tonight won't be of substance.
Janene Garafalo is so hot. She is wise and beautiful. Damn.

So my "something's got to give/I'm working too much" grumbeling was (apparently) to no avail as I am in a hotel on market Street in Philadelphia for the next two to three weeks and begin with opening statments in the AM. Brooklyn are you sure this is what you want to do???

I did get to see Guitar Slim at Kingston Mines Saturday. And. He....
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I am too busy for words. Something has to give. Soon.

Not much in the mood to share, so Sly will talk to y'all:




If you want me to stay
I'll be around today
To be available for you to see
I'm about to go
And then you'll know
For me to stay here I've got to be me
You'll never be in doubt
That's what it's all about
You can't take me for granted and...
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Oh. My. God.
This morning I doscovered that a 59 year old world renowned pathologist who testifies for me in court all the time has a bit of a hobby. He and his wife run erotic retreat weekends for 6-8 couples at a time for "a caring and understanding communal love experience."
1) Good for them.
2) But yuck. He's a toad.
3) And wow....
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