So the SG Seattle kids put on a pretty mean barbecue, as I found out Saturday night. And though I don't drink and I ain't no social butterfly by any account, I had fun. I made some more friends there and hopefully dispelled once and for all that rumor that I'm a cannibalistic serial killer.
I goaded MisterSatan into writing a testimonial for me. My...
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mrdeity:
But its cinnamony good!! 
mistersatan:
I do, thank you.
I'm presently writing this while I'm supposed to be at work. Ideally, I'd like to be writing it while I'm at work, but we can't all be as cool as MisterSatan I guess. 
This morning, my manager insisted on saddling me with a second person. It's Friday and dead, I said "no thanks" but she went ahead and made the call anyway. As an incentive...
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This morning, my manager insisted on saddling me with a second person. It's Friday and dead, I said "no thanks" but she went ahead and made the call anyway. As an incentive...
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xatreyux:
OHHH wait your that one guy that didnt talk a lot like shane and you had a red shirt on and if i recall your name is Matt 
I remember you now that i look through my photos im sorry hun
I remember you now that i look through my photos im sorry hun
mistersatan:
No- no, you cannot be as cool as me. Sorry, but that position has been filled.
Serious stuff first:
It's strange to see a friendship that has endured more than a decade suddenly disintegrate. I'll fill you in: I've been friends with these three for about ten years and within the past several months their friendship has been gradually unravelling. Now several months may not seem very sudden, but when you consider that they've been friends for more than ten years...
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It's strange to see a friendship that has endured more than a decade suddenly disintegrate. I'll fill you in: I've been friends with these three for about ten years and within the past several months their friendship has been gradually unravelling. Now several months may not seem very sudden, but when you consider that they've been friends for more than ten years...
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xatreyux:
My name is Matt and I have the personality of a potted plant. And not even a cool potted plant either, like a venus flytrap. No, I'm more like scotch moss or a mold sample.
that totally made me laugh. you rock my socks
jumpinjackshit:
Just wanted to commend you on your name. That's a good'n.
Love that movie.
"Nine killed her, nine shall die, nine eternities in doom!"
Love that movie.
"Nine killed her, nine shall die, nine eternities in doom!"
I was very disappointed with Kill Bill 2. It was, as advertised, the installment with all of the "story", which I thought would have been great since the reason for my indifference on the first installment was its very lack of story. I won't ruin anything for you, but I'll just say that the plot manages to be simple and convoluted at the same time....
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callxmexmorbid:
Thanks for you comment on the set that I did for jenni rae!! glad you liked it
SHANE HELLMUTH
SHANE HELLMUTH 
ooomermaidooo:
You went to "Shock Value" grrrrrr. I went to get my tickets Sunday morning because I was being a slacker. They weren't there anymore. He is the reason I act. He is one of my idols. He is so witty, charming, just amazing!
I watched what was unequivocally the creepiest act of sheer desperation when I went over to my friend's house the other night and watched him get hit on playing Final Fantasy online. What may be even worse was that he was baiting the lonely losers so that we could make fun of them. Okay I'll it admit it, it was fun. Now his I'm the...
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poprocks:
i've been wickedbusy, i tried to get down to kareoke on Tuesday, but just couldn't nut up. but i should be there next week.
peace
peace
poprocks:
yeah, i think it's gonna be Johnny Depp
That parasitic cunt stood me up again! If that weren't enough, the help I was promised was allocated to another site. That was the last goddamn straw.
I feel like I might be coming down with something. My stomach is gripped in a paroxysm of discomfort and I'm having waves of nausea and tremors. I suspect that more nearer the truth is that my anxiety...
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I feel like I might be coming down with something. My stomach is gripped in a paroxysm of discomfort and I'm having waves of nausea and tremors. I suspect that more nearer the truth is that my anxiety...
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akirali:
hehehe, "casually indifferent to everything"? I actually would consider that high praise too.
blacula:
You can only count on yourself for the things you need.
BTW, next time you coverse with the parasite, end the conversation with:
C U Next Tuesday!
BTW, next time you coverse with the parasite, end the conversation with:
C U Next Tuesday!
It's that time once again. My performance evaluation is tomorrow at 10. They only need to find enough fault with me to dick me out of the high-end potential of my raise.
I'll finally be consigning this piece of garbage computer to the dumpster soon. I'm not exactly trading up, however. Call it trading laterally. I'm getting a hand-me-down with less issues.
I just saw...
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I'll finally be consigning this piece of garbage computer to the dumpster soon. I'm not exactly trading up, however. Call it trading laterally. I'm getting a hand-me-down with less issues.
I just saw...
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samling:
*blink blink* there's something going on tomorrow night?
samling:
still not following.....
It is once again time for my obligatory post UFC pay-per-view geek-out journal entry. highmonkey and I caught UFC 47 last Friday. There were some pretty great matches throughout the card but the main event was the one everybody was looking forward to: the grudge match between Chuck Liddell and Tito Ortiz. It wasn't for a title or the chance to advance, it was just...
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freckle:
i didn't read that. way too long. short attention span. plus i think it was about wrestling or boxing or something of the sort... let me know when it's about video games
It's been almost a week since my last journal entry and so much, yet so little, has happened in that time. I've figuratively aged 3 years in just seven days time. I know it's a waste of time to write these lengthy journal entries because nobody reads them anyway and let's face it folks, what we put in our journals is more for our ego...
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stormy:
no no no, my heart is rarely broken.
and when it is its always over this damn sgb shit
and when it is its always over this damn sgb shit
moongreaser:
The best thing to yell at someone when you're in your car is...
"YOU PEOPLE VOTED FOR HUBERT HUMPHRY AND YOU KILLED JESUS!"
-Fear and Loathing. always a good one
"YOU PEOPLE VOTED FOR HUBERT HUMPHRY AND YOU KILLED JESUS!"
-Fear and Loathing. always a good one
Picked up my brother from the airport last night. He got me a nice little piece of wrestling memorabilia which most folks here probably won't understand, but I completely went apeshit over. It's a 2x4 signed by none other than, get this....HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN! I would post pics of it but I figure I haven't bothered to put up any so far, why break the...
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samling:
honey, if i'm stalking you, WHICH I'M NOT, umm, you have to shake it up and change your journal so i hav something to think about all day.
j/k....maybe!
j/k....maybe!
ooomermaidooo:
It's me you dork. I am Ashley. I was talking to Adam about Suicide Girls and he said you were a member. I figured out it was you. Then I remember poprocks saying he thinks he scared you.