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Thursday Apr 08, 2004

Apr 8, 2004
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That parasitic cunt stood me up again! If that weren't enough, the help I was promised was allocated to another site. That was the last goddamn straw.

I feel like I might be coming down with something. My stomach is gripped in a paroxysm of discomfort and I'm having waves of nausea and tremors. I suspect that more nearer the truth is that my anxiety has finally reached the boiling point. I hope that's not the case because that's a much harder fix.

How's this for the finest example of irony? I received one of the best compliments I've ever gotten from someone I consider to be my one and only enemy. She (the parasitic cunt I referred to in the first paragraph) said that my vocabulary challenges her and whenever I talk to her she has to consult a dictionary.

The only other great compliment I've ever gotten was from a friend who described me as "casually indifferent to everything". You'd have to know me to understand why I regard that as an accolade.
akirali:
hehehe, "casually indifferent to everything"? I actually would consider that high praise too.
Apr 9, 2004
blacula:
You can only count on yourself for the things you need.

BTW, next time you coverse with the parasite, end the conversation with:

C U Next Tuesday!
Apr 9, 2004

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