That parasitic cunt stood me up again! If that weren't enough, the help I was promised was allocated to another site. That was the last goddamn straw.
I feel like I might be coming down with something. My stomach is gripped in a paroxysm of discomfort and I'm having waves of nausea and tremors. I suspect that more nearer the truth is that my anxiety has finally reached the boiling point. I hope that's not the case because that's a much harder fix.
How's this for the finest example of irony? I received one of the best compliments I've ever gotten from someone I consider to be my one and only enemy. She (the parasitic cunt I referred to in the first paragraph) said that my vocabulary challenges her and whenever I talk to her she has to consult a dictionary.
The only other great compliment I've ever gotten was from a friend who described me as "casually indifferent to everything". You'd have to know me to understand why I regard that as an accolade.
I feel like I might be coming down with something. My stomach is gripped in a paroxysm of discomfort and I'm having waves of nausea and tremors. I suspect that more nearer the truth is that my anxiety has finally reached the boiling point. I hope that's not the case because that's a much harder fix.
How's this for the finest example of irony? I received one of the best compliments I've ever gotten from someone I consider to be my one and only enemy. She (the parasitic cunt I referred to in the first paragraph) said that my vocabulary challenges her and whenever I talk to her she has to consult a dictionary.
The only other great compliment I've ever gotten was from a friend who described me as "casually indifferent to everything". You'd have to know me to understand why I regard that as an accolade.
BTW, next time you coverse with the parasite, end the conversation with:
C U Next Tuesday!