I've been experiencing an alarming pattern lately, that is to say I seem to be retaining a massive amount of static electricity. Anytime I go to touch something I receive a shock. This in and of itself is no big deal, but it's the increasing severity of the shock that disturbs me. It's gotten to the point where I know when it's going to happen because as I go to touch an object all of my joints will start to ache. It's sort of like having Spidey Sense that only kicks in the split second before I actually need it. "Oh yeah, don't touch tha..." ZAP!
Now, either I'm developing superhuman powers that I'll be able to harness to my own benefit (think Carpeted Man of The Tick's Civic Minded Five), or one day I'm going to reach for a paperclip and depolarize my brain.
As funny as all that sounds, it is an actual problem I've been having. Feel free to make light of it as you see fit, someone should get some entertainment value out of it.
Now, either I'm developing superhuman powers that I'll be able to harness to my own benefit (think Carpeted Man of The Tick's Civic Minded Five), or one day I'm going to reach for a paperclip and depolarize my brain.
As funny as all that sounds, it is an actual problem I've been having. Feel free to make light of it as you see fit, someone should get some entertainment value out of it.