Here's a bit of unconventional wisdom from me to you, make of it what you want: There is no problem between two people so insurmountable that it can't be worked out between the two of them together in a locked room with nothing but a phone book and a sock full of silver dollars.
I've been thinking of taking highmonkey's advice and compiling a collection of my rants. There are just way too many things that piss me off. I've been know to get pretty worked up over things that others find trivial. People peg me as having a negative personality when they shouldn't. I'm just as passionate about the things that I like as the ones I don't. It's just that for as good as the fishing may be in the lake you can rest assured that a beaver has been using it as a toilet, if you catch my drift. Anyway, I've been thinking of naming it You're a Stupid Little Asshole and If You Disagree It's Because You're a Stupid Little Asshole! or my personal fave, Jesus, Why Do You Suck So Goddamned Much?. Any ideas on what I should title it?
By the way, if it's not too much trouble stop on by my buddy highmonkey's bio page and welcome him to the site. I got him an account here for Christmas but I don't think he's going to stick around long. Maybe with a little bit of help I can finally convince him to hang around after his account is up.
That is all for me. Things have been pretty dull here in Squaresville.
Updated to add: For those of you have made the astute observation that I haven't put up a profile pic, you're absolutely right...I haven't. Your insistent pleas are like an orchestra playing just for my soul.
I've been thinking of taking highmonkey's advice and compiling a collection of my rants. There are just way too many things that piss me off. I've been know to get pretty worked up over things that others find trivial. People peg me as having a negative personality when they shouldn't. I'm just as passionate about the things that I like as the ones I don't. It's just that for as good as the fishing may be in the lake you can rest assured that a beaver has been using it as a toilet, if you catch my drift. Anyway, I've been thinking of naming it You're a Stupid Little Asshole and If You Disagree It's Because You're a Stupid Little Asshole! or my personal fave, Jesus, Why Do You Suck So Goddamned Much?. Any ideas on what I should title it?
By the way, if it's not too much trouble stop on by my buddy highmonkey's bio page and welcome him to the site. I got him an account here for Christmas but I don't think he's going to stick around long. Maybe with a little bit of help I can finally convince him to hang around after his account is up.
That is all for me. Things have been pretty dull here in Squaresville.
Updated to add: For those of you have made the astute observation that I haven't put up a profile pic, you're absolutely right...I haven't. Your insistent pleas are like an orchestra playing just for my soul.
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thefuckoffkid:
Send me his contact details, so I can invoice him for royalties.
thefuckoffkid:
Shit. I better get those royalties fast!