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Did you know that in 1971 Amando De Ossorio's Tombs Of The Blind Dead was initially released in the US under the title Revenge From Planet Ape because the distributor wanted to cash in on the Planet Of The Apes success and reasoned the blind monk masks looked kinda like skeletal ape faces. True story!



Next summer I plan to screen this outdoors back to...
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...well fuck

Things are upside down in the personal life and up and down in the convention/professional life. Everything sort of pays off when you get an email from someone like Link Number 2 of the Human Centipede, Ashley C. Williams. True, not a huge achievement by any stretch of the imagination, but pretty cool for a schlub like me.

Outside of that I've just been going...
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Don't tell me who won the election last night, I have it on my DVR!

Republicans heard "turn your clocks back" and they did. To 1919.

It was on a night like tonight almost 9 years to the day that I became a member of Suicidegirls. I'm equally as lonely, sad and pathetic. But on the plus side I'm older. Wait....what?!

So the time has come for me to move again and though I really enjoyed living on my own - there's just a certain solace in coming home from work to a completely quiet apartment (though with my wonky plumbing it was almost never "completely silent") - but I kind of want to try my hand renting a house or townhome. So invariably I'm looking...
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Well I never thought I'd say it but Marilyn Manson seems to be back to form. Actually better than what are considered to be his golden years (though I really feel his Portrait of an American Family output was his best work). This is some truly effed up shit. Watch it before Youtube pulls it down for what I can only assume will be a...
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I'm thinking of making this my last year on the site. With that in mind I figure I probably ought to make good use of it. I was actually considering rounding things out by going to prom next year, if they still do that.

I cannot wait for this film to come out!







You can't tell me that footage doesn't totally knock your dick in the dirt!

And for an added bonus - like it needed one - it has a score conducted by industrial legends Laibach!

Crypticon season is fast approaching (Memorial Day weekend at the airport Hilton in Seatac for those interested) but I've taken a slightly lesser role with them. It sounds bad to say it because I love all the people I work with but it's difficult to put all your hard work into something only to see your efforts ultimately not bear fruit. It's like Jack's parents...
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Merry belated Christmas and happy holidays. I'd have got on and done it a lot earlier but I've been sick as hell and these late insomiac's hours are the only instance I can find the time.