Reasons why I hate my job....
They don't pay enough....
I'm forced to be around people who say things like "You know, I just don't get Gwen Stefani"...
I have to deal with old women who spend 45 minutes looking at two identical strands of pearls and want to know the difference in them.
Dope Boys come in and ask for the Chanel sunglasses that are in the new Young Jeezy video.....find them and then pay for them in 10's and 5's.....
Teenagers come in looking for the Jessica Simpson sunglasses....like I'm supposed to know what the fuck that is...
Wanna be Fashionistas that come in with all their friends saying Paris Hilton this and Juicy Couture that.....buy all that shit for the weekend and bring all that shit back on Monday....triflin' ass people
Everytime white women come in looking for Chanel sunglasses they say "I'm looking for something to fit my face that doesn't have all that...(dramatic pause as she tries to find the word that she thinks will make me understand)....bling bling"....
Bitches who throw their credit cards down for me to take then when I return it to them in the same manner they want to be offended.....
Assholes who come in the store at fucking 8:45pm when the know the store closes in fifteen minutes taking their sweet ass time....like I got all muthafuckin' night
Bloomingdale's can suck a dick cuz I'm off for four days....Holla at me!!!!!!!!!!
They don't pay enough....
I'm forced to be around people who say things like "You know, I just don't get Gwen Stefani"...
I have to deal with old women who spend 45 minutes looking at two identical strands of pearls and want to know the difference in them.
Dope Boys come in and ask for the Chanel sunglasses that are in the new Young Jeezy video.....find them and then pay for them in 10's and 5's.....
Teenagers come in looking for the Jessica Simpson sunglasses....like I'm supposed to know what the fuck that is...
Wanna be Fashionistas that come in with all their friends saying Paris Hilton this and Juicy Couture that.....buy all that shit for the weekend and bring all that shit back on Monday....triflin' ass people
Everytime white women come in looking for Chanel sunglasses they say "I'm looking for something to fit my face that doesn't have all that...(dramatic pause as she tries to find the word that she thinks will make me understand)....bling bling"....
Bitches who throw their credit cards down for me to take then when I return it to them in the same manner they want to be offended.....
Assholes who come in the store at fucking 8:45pm when the know the store closes in fifteen minutes taking their sweet ass time....like I got all muthafuckin' night
Bloomingdale's can suck a dick cuz I'm off for four days....Holla at me!!!!!!!!!!
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I would call you, but...
You ain't no holla back girl.