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11 days. fuck smoking. gonna start coughing shit up soon. it usually takes me about 2 weeks of no smoking to get the really good lung juices flowing. somethin' to look forward to.
so sick of this winter bullshit. i gonna steal a giant snowplow and take it to a secret warehouse where i can make all kinds of deadly alterations to it for the remainder of winter and spring. then when summer comes i'm gonna drive it down to the lake and mutilate hundreds of ass holes who jog and rollerblade there, not to mention the filthy pigs laying out absorbing all the suns' cancerous rays. those who escape the reach of "DEATHPLOWTHEUNSTOPABLE" will be gunned down via mounted machinegun turrets controlled by my mind and a few mirrors.
it seems only right to have a P.A. system attached to this truck of death so that i can play ballpark themes and the song the ice cream man uses. also appearing on this P.A. will be a hired hypnotist. he will help lead the non-believers into my blades willingly saying things like "nothing wiil hurt you here.....walk toward the sound of my voice. saftey awaits you inside the reach of the spinning blades."

summer. can't wait.