And it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Mohammed Ali said that
Back when he was Casius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
If certain girls don't look at you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don't look at you
It just means they're ignoring you
How can you know, how can you know?
Which is which, who's doing what?
I guess that you can ask 'em
Which one are you baby?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
And all you need to do that
Is one good pair of big balls
Balls as big as grapefruits
Balls as big as pumpkins
Balls as big as mine
But even though my balls are big
Sometimes i wish they were bigger
Even bigger
Big as the wheels on tractors
Big as the golden arches
Big as the Golden Gate Bridge
Big as the state of Kansas
Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing in Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Mohammed Ali said that
Back when he was Casius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
If certain girls don't look at you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don't look at you
It just means they're ignoring you
How can you know, how can you know?
Which is which, who's doing what?
I guess that you can ask 'em
Which one are you baby?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
Do you like me or are you ignoring me?
And all you need to do that
Is one good pair of big balls
Balls as big as grapefruits
Balls as big as pumpkins
Balls as big as mine
But even though my balls are big
Sometimes i wish they were bigger
Even bigger
Big as the wheels on tractors
Big as the golden arches
Big as the Golden Gate Bridge
Big as the state of Kansas
Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing in Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods
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mastercraftsman:
You and and I are very much alike you know. A year or so ago someone commented on my swing, like where did I learn such a weird thing. I was wearing the standard black T-top with "Spawn Till You Die" on it. "Self-Taught," I remember saying. Pretty much like everything else. I DO love that spoon. It is SWEET. Damn I guess I should post more of my stuff now. Well, Sat maybe. I'm pretty tired. Hey my stuff goes out to celebrities you know. And I'm still not rich.... The life of an artisian. Fuck not to discourage you. You could still get rich and famous.... You like that Dremel? 
mastercraftsman:
You and and I are very much alike you know. A year or so ago someone commented on my swing, like where did I learn such a weird thing. I was wearing the standard black T-top with "Spawn Till You Die" on it. "Self-Taught," I remember saying. Pretty much like everything else. I DO love that spoon. It is SWEET. Damn I guess I should post more of my stuff now. Well, Sat maybe. I'm pretty tired. Hey my stuff goes out to celebrities you know. And I'm still not rich.... The life of an artisian. Fuck not to discourage you. You could still get rich and famous.... You like that Dremel?