Stolen from avalon and it looked fun so here it goes..
What's your name?
Irv
Got a girlfriend/Boyfriend?
no. wife wouldnt like that i dont think..
How many siblings do you have?
2 sisters.
Still in school?
nope
Ever been abused?
yep.
Are you on drugs?
No, cant do them.
Do you know anyone on drugs?
A few people, yes. Some more hardcore than others..
Do you smoke?
I do. Went to Marlboro blend 54s for the winter.
Do you know anyone who smokes?
Yes.
Who do you live with?
Wife, kids, dog and cats.
How many kids do you want?
I got enough.
Ever had something serious happen to you or a close friend?
Dunno what serious means...I will answer yes.
Do you get along with your extended family?
I have a cousin I like.
Who are you closer to your mom or dad?
Mom.
Are your parents married?
They are, just not to each other.
Favorite color?
Black.
Do you have an ipod?
iphone and an older ipod.
Do you have a phone?
Blackberry..
Have you ever dumped someone?
hells yes.
How many top friends do you have on myspace?
What the fuck is myspace?
Why are those people your top friends?
Would you take a bullet for anyone?
Yes. One person.
If you were stuck on an island and could take one person who would it be?
Someone I could talk to.
If you could go back to any moment when would you go back to?
I want to meet the first guy that used the phrase 'cruisin for a bruisin'
If you could change anything right now what would it be?
I would make america not suck so much.
Have you ever cried because you were laughing so hard?
No, I dont think so.
When was the last time you cried?
A few weeks ago.
Do have your eye on anyone?
Yes.
Are you happy with your life at the moment?
Yes.
How does it make you feel looking at pics with your ex and someone else?
Doesnt bother me.
Where do you work?
UPS.
If you're not in college, why?
Dont want to be.
Have you ever seen The Wedding Singer?
unfortunately yes.
Do you own a studded belt from Hot Topic?
I do but I did not get that shit from Hot Topic.
What does the last message in your inbox say?
That there is 50% off this Friday at PetSmart.
Would you ever break up with someone through a song?
No. Thats just lame.
First text this morning, from who and what time?
My sister. 12:22am.
Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
Nope.
Have you ever liked someone older than you?
Yes, I have.
Do you like hugs?
Not really.
What is currently bothering you?
This itch on my back that cant reach.
When's the last time you talked with the opposite sex on the phone?
A few months ago.
Aside from waking up, what was the first thing you did this morning?
Jerked off.
Ever ditched out on plans to do something better with someone else?
Fuck yes I have.
How far is it from your house to Wal-mart?
Dunno, I dont shop at walmart.
Does anyone call you babe or baby?
yes. and I hate it..
Have you ever had pink eye?
Dont think so..
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
not really. well yes...there is one person.
What color is the shirt you are wearing?
grey.
Do you love anyone at all?
Yes I do.
Did you wake up at all last night?
I wake up alot at night.
Are you going to any movies anytime soon?
Yes.
Do you use code names for anyone?
yes.
How tall are you?
6'2
Do you hate the rain?
No way man. Love it.
Closest thing to you that is orange?
lighter.
Favorite smell?
My wifes neck.
Do you trust many people?
no.
Name some lyrics from the song you're listening to?
Not listening to anything.
Are you in a good mood?
i guess so.
Who makes you laugh every day?
my baby,
If you woke up naked next to the last person you texted what would your reaction be?
Ew.
Think of the last person who hurt you, do you forgive them?
I do, but really I feel more sorry for them.
What do you think of when you hear the word "meow"?
catwoman.
What do you think of the first person on your top?
??
Did you ever lose a best friend?
yes.
Whose bedroom were you in last?
mine.
Have you ever been called a bitch?
I think in joking, yes.
What do you think about your hair right now?
Easy to maintain?
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
yes.
When is the next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
tomorrow.
Are you giving up on someone?
yes.
Do you spend more time on myspace or facebook?
facebook because I am not a 12 year old girl so I dont have a myspace.
Do you still talk to the person you LAST kissed?
Yep.
Have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
Yup.
What's the problem with you and the last person you kissed?
there isn't a problem.
Do you think it is disgusting for girls to drink alcohol and get drunk?
Only if they lose control.
What was the last thing you bought?
Assassins creed 2
Are you counting down for anything?
Counting down to 2012.
If you could go anywhere right now where would it be?
Italy. Or some other planet.
Does your hair have layers?
nope.
Are you feeling guilty about anything right now?
nope.
Where is your ex?
who cares.
What is the closest thing to you that is blue?
do balls count?
What are your plans for the weekend?
MW2 and work.
Were you happy when you woke up today?
yup.
What are you listening to right now?
nothing.
Your ex comes up to you and says "I'm sorry" what would you do?
ignore her and keep on walking.
Have you ever finished a game of monopoly?
yup.
Is anything bothering you right now?
americans.
Does your myspace song have any meaning?
no. stop asking about myspace.
Hollister, Abercrombie, or American Eagle?
neither.
What color are your finger/toe nails?
black toenails.
Name the person who last called you?
cant say!
Left you a voicemail:
same mysterious person!
Are you a mean person?
no. i'm an absolute dick.
Have you consumed any alcohol in the past 72 hours?
yup. i drank on monday.
Where was the last place you went besides your house?
the gym.
How much longer until your birthday?
8 months. i'll be 30!
Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
sober
What was the cutest thing somebody said to you?
"you have such a rocking body"
What annoys you most?
humans.
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing
the store.
What do you think about the weather?
it's decent now.
Who's car were you in last?
mine.
Name one thing you love about winter?
theres no winter in vegas.
Have you ever had sex in a tent?
nah but i would!
Do you find it hard to trust others?
indeed.
Do you check your texts right away when you receive them?
depends.
Have you ever searched for your house on Google Earth?
hahaha. yup!
You wake up, all your hair is gone, your first reaction?
flip out!
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
actually no.
Where would you rather be right now?
penetrated.
How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?
i'm a horrible insomniac.
Do you like road trips?
i love em!
Where did you sleep last Friday?
in my bed.
Anything coming up that you're excited for?
going to kentucky for the holidays!
What's your name?
Irv
Got a girlfriend/Boyfriend?
no. wife wouldnt like that i dont think..
How many siblings do you have?
2 sisters.
Still in school?
nope
Ever been abused?
yep.
Are you on drugs?
No, cant do them.
Do you know anyone on drugs?
A few people, yes. Some more hardcore than others..
Do you smoke?
I do. Went to Marlboro blend 54s for the winter.
Do you know anyone who smokes?
Yes.
Who do you live with?
Wife, kids, dog and cats.
How many kids do you want?
I got enough.
Ever had something serious happen to you or a close friend?
Dunno what serious means...I will answer yes.
Do you get along with your extended family?
I have a cousin I like.
Who are you closer to your mom or dad?
Mom.
Are your parents married?
They are, just not to each other.
Favorite color?
Black.
Do you have an ipod?
iphone and an older ipod.
Do you have a phone?
Blackberry..
Have you ever dumped someone?
hells yes.
How many top friends do you have on myspace?
What the fuck is myspace?
Why are those people your top friends?
Would you take a bullet for anyone?
Yes. One person.
If you were stuck on an island and could take one person who would it be?
Someone I could talk to.
If you could go back to any moment when would you go back to?
I want to meet the first guy that used the phrase 'cruisin for a bruisin'
If you could change anything right now what would it be?
I would make america not suck so much.
Have you ever cried because you were laughing so hard?
No, I dont think so.
When was the last time you cried?
A few weeks ago.
Do have your eye on anyone?
Yes.
Are you happy with your life at the moment?
Yes.
How does it make you feel looking at pics with your ex and someone else?
Doesnt bother me.
Where do you work?
UPS.
If you're not in college, why?
Dont want to be.
Have you ever seen The Wedding Singer?
unfortunately yes.
Do you own a studded belt from Hot Topic?
I do but I did not get that shit from Hot Topic.
What does the last message in your inbox say?
That there is 50% off this Friday at PetSmart.
Would you ever break up with someone through a song?
No. Thats just lame.
First text this morning, from who and what time?
My sister. 12:22am.
Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
Nope.
Have you ever liked someone older than you?
Yes, I have.
Do you like hugs?
Not really.
What is currently bothering you?
This itch on my back that cant reach.
When's the last time you talked with the opposite sex on the phone?
A few months ago.
Aside from waking up, what was the first thing you did this morning?
Jerked off.
Ever ditched out on plans to do something better with someone else?
Fuck yes I have.
How far is it from your house to Wal-mart?
Dunno, I dont shop at walmart.
Does anyone call you babe or baby?
yes. and I hate it..
Have you ever had pink eye?
Dont think so..
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
not really. well yes...there is one person.
What color is the shirt you are wearing?
grey.
Do you love anyone at all?
Yes I do.
Did you wake up at all last night?
I wake up alot at night.
Are you going to any movies anytime soon?
Yes.
Do you use code names for anyone?
yes.
How tall are you?
6'2
Do you hate the rain?
No way man. Love it.
Closest thing to you that is orange?
lighter.
Favorite smell?
My wifes neck.
Do you trust many people?
no.
Name some lyrics from the song you're listening to?
Not listening to anything.
Are you in a good mood?
i guess so.
Who makes you laugh every day?
my baby,
If you woke up naked next to the last person you texted what would your reaction be?
Ew.
Think of the last person who hurt you, do you forgive them?
I do, but really I feel more sorry for them.
What do you think of when you hear the word "meow"?
catwoman.
What do you think of the first person on your top?
??
Did you ever lose a best friend?
yes.
Whose bedroom were you in last?
mine.
Have you ever been called a bitch?
I think in joking, yes.
What do you think about your hair right now?
Easy to maintain?
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
yes.
When is the next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
tomorrow.
Are you giving up on someone?
yes.
Do you spend more time on myspace or facebook?
facebook because I am not a 12 year old girl so I dont have a myspace.
Do you still talk to the person you LAST kissed?
Yep.
Have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night?
Yup.
What's the problem with you and the last person you kissed?
there isn't a problem.
Do you think it is disgusting for girls to drink alcohol and get drunk?
Only if they lose control.
What was the last thing you bought?
Assassins creed 2
Are you counting down for anything?
Counting down to 2012.
If you could go anywhere right now where would it be?
Italy. Or some other planet.
Does your hair have layers?
nope.
Are you feeling guilty about anything right now?
nope.
Where is your ex?
who cares.
What is the closest thing to you that is blue?
do balls count?
What are your plans for the weekend?
MW2 and work.
Were you happy when you woke up today?
yup.
What are you listening to right now?
nothing.
Your ex comes up to you and says "I'm sorry" what would you do?
ignore her and keep on walking.
Have you ever finished a game of monopoly?
yup.
Is anything bothering you right now?
americans.
Does your myspace song have any meaning?
no. stop asking about myspace.
Hollister, Abercrombie, or American Eagle?
neither.
What color are your finger/toe nails?
black toenails.
Name the person who last called you?
cant say!
Left you a voicemail:
same mysterious person!
Are you a mean person?
no. i'm an absolute dick.
Have you consumed any alcohol in the past 72 hours?
yup. i drank on monday.
Where was the last place you went besides your house?
the gym.
How much longer until your birthday?
8 months. i'll be 30!
Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
sober
What was the cutest thing somebody said to you?
"you have such a rocking body"
What annoys you most?
humans.
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing
the store.
What do you think about the weather?
it's decent now.
Who's car were you in last?
mine.
Name one thing you love about winter?
theres no winter in vegas.
Have you ever had sex in a tent?
nah but i would!
Do you find it hard to trust others?
indeed.
Do you check your texts right away when you receive them?
depends.
Have you ever searched for your house on Google Earth?
hahaha. yup!
You wake up, all your hair is gone, your first reaction?
flip out!
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
actually no.
Where would you rather be right now?
penetrated.
How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?
i'm a horrible insomniac.
Do you like road trips?
i love em!
Where did you sleep last Friday?
in my bed.
Anything coming up that you're excited for?
going to kentucky for the holidays!
trilby:
Some funny answer there 
irvocalypse:
Whats even funnier is that I was so tired, I didnt answer the last few. I left the same as I found them...oops.