No ego and no irony. I am a pretty cool dude.
I'm smart (as useful a word as it is)
I'm funny (if sometimes juvenile or trolly)
I'm handsome (so my mom tells me)
My penis isn't large but as they say, it's enough. And I'm way into giving orgasms with or without it
Also, while poor, and totally NOT ironic, my friends know it's only a matter of time before I strike it rich!
So am I single because I'm always high, or is it because "I'm disabled"? My friends don't like me using that phrase, as I am clearly not at any supreme disadvantage in life, but the fact remains, I had a long time girlfriend my friends thought I was too good for, I had to have a brain surgery to stay alive, and now I'm without a g/f. Sigh, I'll never get over my insecurities if someone isn't willing to bet on me. Yes yes, confidence comes from within, but seriously ladies, I'm starting to lose faith in my favorite of the sexes...
Just a single date. Just one. I'm not desperate, just holding open auditions.
I'm smart (as useful a word as it is)
I'm funny (if sometimes juvenile or trolly)
I'm handsome (so my mom tells me)
My penis isn't large but as they say, it's enough. And I'm way into giving orgasms with or without it
Also, while poor, and totally NOT ironic, my friends know it's only a matter of time before I strike it rich!
So am I single because I'm always high, or is it because "I'm disabled"? My friends don't like me using that phrase, as I am clearly not at any supreme disadvantage in life, but the fact remains, I had a long time girlfriend my friends thought I was too good for, I had to have a brain surgery to stay alive, and now I'm without a g/f. Sigh, I'll never get over my insecurities if someone isn't willing to bet on me. Yes yes, confidence comes from within, but seriously ladies, I'm starting to lose faith in my favorite of the sexes...
Just a single date. Just one. I'm not desperate, just holding open auditions.