Just got back from a wedding in Dallas last night. All kinds of crazy craic was had.
The bride was my mother's boyfriend's daughter who's mother died six year ago and a great deal of her family and friends were, obviously, in attendance. Awkwardness ensued at the rehearsal dinner. Luckily by the time the wedding came around everyone was not but smiles and tears.
I was placed at the table farthest away from action with all the undesirable Canadians. BEST table at a wedding ever.
"Here's to the breezes that blows through the treeses that lifts the skirts up over little girls kneeses and shows us the spot that teases and pleases and also spreads diseases.
Here's to the snatch! Down the hatch!"
The bride was my mother's boyfriend's daughter who's mother died six year ago and a great deal of her family and friends were, obviously, in attendance. Awkwardness ensued at the rehearsal dinner. Luckily by the time the wedding came around everyone was not but smiles and tears.
I was placed at the table farthest away from action with all the undesirable Canadians. BEST table at a wedding ever.
"Here's to the breezes that blows through the treeses that lifts the skirts up over little girls kneeses and shows us the spot that teases and pleases and also spreads diseases.
Here's to the snatch! Down the hatch!"