irishhotsauce

i am sad, i have a small little tongue. i wanted to get my tongue tri-pierced, but it's so little that i am unable to get it done. i am sad. you may be asking yourself, how little can a tongue be but look


i mean really. it hardly sticks out of my mouth. its barely even there. that makes me sad




but on a happy note. PARTY AT MY APPT TONIGHT!!! it will be a drunken fiasco. i am excited. i have a bet with my boyfriend that i will not pass out or get too drunk to fuck. but i made no promises about PUKING but i dont know how drunk i wanna get. we will see. and i am going to tape the party and take pictures and have a gooooood time. hell yah bitches

until next time. remember your sunscreen