irishhotsauce

wanna hear about my canada trip? it was crazy! so we left at like 6 pm. it was a three hour drive. i rode with my friends kat jackie and patrick. well they are all pot heads. and you know you cant cross the border with drugs, so we had a burner and a cigarillo to smoke before the border. and me being a not pot head, gets so high i started to make cartoon pictures movies in my head and keep zoning. then we go to mc donalds and this wierd guy working there starts talking to me about my piercings, but i am so high that i just stare at him and then walk away. then we get to the hotel. we meet up with debbie donnie and laura. we all get ready and hop a cab downtown. we go to this stupid dance club (not my scene) stay there long enough to have 3 irish car bombs and then we head over to ryans irish pub ( much more my scene) do a shoot of bushmills with pat and debbie and then i think i had some more drinks but i dont know. we go back to the hotel and i pass out next to pat, who i thought was laura until i woke up and saw his goatee..
the next day, we go to the liquor store get long island mix and everyone gets a bottle of liquor themselves. go home and i take a nap... then i wake up and debbie made the long island stuff gross so sincei didnt pay, i had to drink the ass long island drink.. so i had the whole bottle my self. and then did shots of jack with laura. we went to the casino and i was just following people bc i didnt have money. i called my boy drunk and told him i missed him. laura won 100 bucks so i went and got her drinks. we met up again by the water fall, took pictures with a cop and i started to do hand stands. then we started to walk to the pub again. i was so drunk i was belly flopping into snow banks. we get to the pub and i started drinking beer. ...... this is were my memory stops..
THINGS I WAS TOLD I DID OR HAPPENED
i danced by myself
i missed my mouth with a whole glass of beer
people were getting fresh with me
i flipped out when they said we had to leave
i fell out of the cab
i jumped head first off the bed
i took my clothes off and ran around
i crawled on the floor for an hour
i started to have convulsions
donnie had to cuddle me while debbie fed me doritos

i dont really know. that was told to me, but my friends are good to me. i woke up with clothes on and i didnt throw up and was not dead. it was an awesome time. now i am in upstate new york visiting imy family and making some money$ of my grandparents. missing my boy so much that i want to come home right now. and tomorrow when i leave, i am going to my step sisters school and she is going to do my eyebrows and a facial. its going to be awesome. and then i get to go home and ravage my man.. i cant wait


until next time