irishhitman

I went to Medieval Times tonight. It was so fucking fun. I got there early to see the torture musem...they had all kinds of fun stuff including two different kinds of "breast rippers".

Then I went to the bar to have a few drinks before the show. I was cheering for the black and white knight. We were in the front and the knights give the girls in the front row flowers and tokens. One of the girls I was there with was celebrating her birthday so I asked the knight to give her something and he just gave me this weird nod and smile. Then he passed us by with the flowers he won like 3 times and I was getting bummed out...everytime I went by with the flower I would look at him and point to Allie and he would just nod and smile and pass us by. Then finally he won a big match and got a special token from the kings daughter...the he came up to Allie with the token on the end of his lance and gave her the token. It was apparently a big deal...a photographer came and took her picture and everything. The token said something like "queen of my love". She got the knight to sign the picture after the show and I got him to sign my beer mug.

His name is Brandon.

He won the tournament but got double crossed at the ceremony where they were going to make him king and the blue knight ended up winning.

Which was bullshit.

All in all it was a fucking awesome night. I had a blast. This was a pretty kick ass weekend....it's going to suck ass going back to work tomorrow.

I move into my new place Oct 22...I can't wait!

I love you guys. Have a good week!