ok ok so I am slacking sue Me 
So went to Shag Frenzy last night except there was'nt many frenzied shaggings going on. Well except for Me and Budda and the bar but that was not My fault.
To those that showed up namely whosyourlibra, Azurl and joenobody thanks for the laughs. Sorry I could'nt figure out Your phone. dirty cheap LG.
To those that...
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So went to Shag Frenzy last night except there was'nt many frenzied shaggings going on. Well except for Me and Budda and the bar but that was not My fault.
To those that showed up namely whosyourlibra, Azurl and joenobody thanks for the laughs. Sorry I could'nt figure out Your phone. dirty cheap LG.
To those that...
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crackwhore:
good times, must do again. Coming to movie night II?
laerkai:
likewise man... always good to see you as well. And at least you always bring the bonita. 
Well here We go again with the updates.....
I got to hang with the evil overlady and We did'nt do a whole lot as last Week I was told I was'nt pulling My weight at My job ( it seems saving em money by changing plans for more effiecent systems and working early-late don't mean jack). So tis time I find a new line of...
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I got to hang with the evil overlady and We did'nt do a whole lot as last Week I was told I was'nt pulling My weight at My job ( it seems saving em money by changing plans for more effiecent systems and working early-late don't mean jack). So tis time I find a new line of...
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chiquitabonita:
yeah, like you could lose me...I got mad tracking skills. I still love you and got faith in you baby...and no one needs beer. except the drunk of course. 
gonna go propose to you...again.
gonna go propose to you...again.
crackwhore:
It was nice to have met you last night.
I live just sometimes I feel like I exsist. I have seen things that can make Men cry and women weep. The danger of Us all is that somewhere within us we have the power to achieve great pain and suffering, and yet We also have compassion, love and at times humility.
Life is fleeting so grab on with both hands and hold on tight...
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Life is fleeting so grab on with both hands and hold on tight...
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chiquitabonita:
I do, I do...usually someone asks me to stop choking their mom tho...fucking people who don't stop for stop signs deserve it! and you're not a bad man. so stop it! stomping foot and tossing hair while pouting...also tut tutting.
crackwhore:
I will always regret things in my past. All I can do now is to make it so I don't add anything else.
Alas My poor Honda has passed on to a far better better place than My drive way.....sob sob 
He gave His motor willingly and without any concern for Himself to make way for the new subaru.
My belated gift to Myself and I picked it up sunday. Hell only got over 400 miles on it already.
Its the imprezza wagon (yes a dreaded family car)...
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He gave His motor willingly and without any concern for Himself to make way for the new subaru.
My belated gift to Myself and I picked it up sunday. Hell only got over 400 miles on it already.
Its the imprezza wagon (yes a dreaded family car)...
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chiquitabonita:
hi baby...fucking squirrels are shifty little bastards! no one has believed me until you, and now, the sg community...yes, I'm calling the dmv right now... 
cinderola:
Wow.
sobs, someone else has a similar name as Mine.....
that that.....ah forget it
so far My week is going great with all the trimmings, family issues, debating quitting My job and dumb car went bleh again.....
On a high note got to hang with My babe then noticed the dude with the similar name but I oh yes I will be the only PornStarGuy ever...
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that that.....ah forget it
so far My week is going great with all the trimmings, family issues, debating quitting My job and dumb car went bleh again.....
On a high note got to hang with My babe then noticed the dude with the similar name but I oh yes I will be the only PornStarGuy ever...
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chiquitabonita:
hi baby...so how's things? sniffling daintily into a hankie...overcome with longing...and this week, your mechanic is the devil.
check out the size of that sucker.......its huge and My babe bought it for Me.......
I love zippos and we found this by mistake....
its the best gift ever.......
I love zippos and we found this by mistake....
its the best gift ever.......
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su:
holy crap, what do you light with that thing?
nedphlanders:
LIGHT ME, MAN!!!
I survived the holidays woohooo!!!!
My christmas sucked because tried as I did I could'nt get the one thing that would make CB happy....but there is always Her birthday......and yes those from sgct had better put Your party frocks on cuz We are sooooo going to do something....
Anyhow it seems CB's family likes Me (heh give em time) and I like them tooo....
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My christmas sucked because tried as I did I could'nt get the one thing that would make CB happy....but there is always Her birthday......and yes those from sgct had better put Your party frocks on cuz We are sooooo going to do something....
Anyhow it seems CB's family likes Me (heh give em time) and I like them tooo....
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chiquitabonita:
the eclipse was your most humbling moment? man, we gotta get you to disneyworld...I am stumbling over words to find new ways to tell you, but...yes, again yes, with bells and whistles, in or out of church, on a cliff, just you, you, you. I love you sweetie...
I love you sweetie...
elmcitydrunk:
glad to hear you made it through xmas alive. hope all of your faculties are intact.
well Here I am....
bunny faces rock....
I just watched earth sea on sci fi and was a bit dissapointed.
I am sitting here bored.....and tired might just bugger off to bed.....
French cow le mooo
French dog le woof
French cat le meow
Ok so theres a shindig in elmcitydrunk house and those who said they were comming had better come or else I...
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bunny faces rock....
I just watched earth sea on sci fi and was a bit dissapointed.
I am sitting here bored.....and tired might just bugger off to bed.....
French cow le mooo
French dog le woof
French cat le meow
Ok so theres a shindig in elmcitydrunk house and those who said they were comming had better come or else I...
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chiquitabonita:
hi baby...cursing the man.
kreatinkaos:
Happy Holidays
I'm not dead......had a cold for a few days and kinda knocked Me for six... It kinda snuck up on Me and hammered Me.
Let see....My bandit is all better, it only cost 360 to fix him
My boss is stil being a dick and last night I got to hang with Elm City Drunk and grumpybear but of course My CB.
Drove through the...
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Let see....My bandit is all better, it only cost 360 to fix him
My boss is stil being a dick and last night I got to hang with Elm City Drunk and grumpybear but of course My CB.
Drove through the...
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allied:
Yo Man, hope you feel better soon.
arachnequarius:
omg, you blew up yr science lab? that is the best thing EVER! you must be a very good scientist.
glad yr less sick and feeling well enough to enjoy twinkly lights. i presume bandit is a car or something, yes? i prolly missed it.
i hope that you are having a twinkly day and had a marvelous time with "the hotness". you guys are toooo cute.
glad yr less sick and feeling well enough to enjoy twinkly lights. i presume bandit is a car or something, yes? i prolly missed it.
i hope that you are having a twinkly day and had a marvelous time with "the hotness". you guys are toooo cute.
Well so far this week just blows.
I want to take ahammer to both My boss and they guy who has stripped My bandit trying to figure out what ails Him.
Day 2 no car took the train to work and promtly got bitched at for not having My car. Upside is I got My hands on one of their precious vans. Downside is I...
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I want to take ahammer to both My boss and they guy who has stripped My bandit trying to figure out what ails Him.
Day 2 no car took the train to work and promtly got bitched at for not having My car. Upside is I got My hands on one of their precious vans. Downside is I...
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bigbuddha:
Feel better or else 
seriously, hope you feel better soon, and if you want some of my special medicine, just nod ;
seriously, hope you feel better soon, and if you want some of my special medicine, just nod ;
chiquitabonita:
dammit man, I know you're there! please update, lessen folks will think you got kidnapped by aliens. or something. 
I got nothing.
I got nothing. Well here we go...
Last night I took the train up to CB's house to hang out and what not only to sleep in the spare room
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Then today. Me and CB went with small brother in tow to the big bad city. Took CB to the disney store where she there fore drooled for other reasons apart from My manlyness And the wee...
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Last night I took the train up to CB's house to hang out and what not only to sleep in the spare room
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Then today. Me and CB went with small brother in tow to the big bad city. Took CB to the disney store where she there fore drooled for other reasons apart from My manlyness
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arachnequarius:
YEAH - bitches.
and awwwwwwwwwww, how cute are you guys? so cute. that is fabulous. glad you had some verticle fun. now, back to that whole "spare bed" thing ...
and awwwwwwwwwww, how cute are you guys? so cute. that is fabulous. glad you had some verticle fun. now, back to that whole "spare bed" thing ...
chiquitabonita:
where's bushnell park? and why haven't we gone there? and I love you! so there. am massively conflicted about you and christmas...have no imagination. at least about gifts. am kicking your boss's ass right now in matrix fashion. also listening to disco. I think it actually makes me more aggressive. uh oh. must destroy...
am kicking your boss's ass right now in matrix fashion. also listening to disco. I think it actually makes me more aggressive. uh oh. must destroy...blah..... I feel bad
My poor bandit is sick and I cant make Him better so now I guess I will just have to send Him to the honda dealership to see if they can undo the wrong and make My buddy whole.
It started with a check engine light as I was Making My way to CB's house but now alas it has cascaded...
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My poor bandit is sick and I cant make Him better so now I guess I will just have to send Him to the honda dealership to see if they can undo the wrong and make My buddy whole.
It started with a check engine light as I was Making My way to CB's house but now alas it has cascaded...
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bigbuddha:
thank you for the superb testimonial
chiquitabonita:
ok, you just deleted my comments. grrrrr... I love you.