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saffa:
i think its just the way the photo came out, i think you should get her over here and use her as a photo subject 
grats on becoming a student again, im thinking about studying again but been lazy about enquiring about it
grats on becoming a student again, im thinking about studying again but been lazy about enquiring about it
libra:
well done hun for your postgrad course!!!
if i have a housewarming..which i may do....i'll let you know, for sure as im only in downham!
in fact i may just invite you over for dinner one night
if i have a housewarming..which i may do....i'll let you know, for sure as im only in downham!
in fact i may just invite you over for dinner one night
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ian_g:
GET A SUBWOOFER
elysia:
If I had a car I'd want me one of those.
This journal has made me realise that Saturdays Guardian is still sat unread on a pile on my desk and it's already Thursday... bah!
This journal has made me realise that Saturdays Guardian is still sat unread on a pile on my desk and it's already Thursday... bah!
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djinn:
I'm glad things are well with you missy, if a little bruised
Ouch! I so want to go paintballing now that description was hilarious
The photo's where taken at Dungeness (not far off Hastings), it's a really fun place to take picture's.
I'm definitely over the border! Actualy it's getting quite posh up my end... well by posh I mean less Jeremy Kyle
Ouch! I so want to go paintballing now that description was hilarious
The photo's where taken at Dungeness (not far off Hastings), it's a really fun place to take picture's.
I'm definitely over the border! Actualy it's getting quite posh up my end... well by posh I mean less Jeremy Kyle
beestealer:
Simple things for my simple mind, I crave very little... but pretty instruments are a must. I to wish to be Dizzee Rascal, not only does he have a big teddy face that you just wanna hug , but he is a rich rock-hopper with all the tunes. I bet he has a library card to.
Sweet bruise btw... Paintballing is ace!
, but he is a rich rock-hopper with all the tunes. I bet he has a library card to.
Sweet bruise btw... Paintballing is ace!
Apparently all you have to do to get people interested in talking to you at a party is wield a packet of Lucky Strikes and mention you're a female Comedian. People dig that.
They probably wouldn't if they saw me on stage.
Comedy wise, the summer is looking barren as Edinburgh is next month and all the London gigs are either getting cancelled because everyone...
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They probably wouldn't if they saw me on stage.
Comedy wise, the summer is looking barren as Edinburgh is next month and all the London gigs are either getting cancelled because everyone...
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elysia:
I have a thing for close ups of Mini E with distant scenery in the same way that you take pictures of feet
I'd totally talk to you if you had Lucky Strikes. I might even talk to you if you downgraded to Malboro Lights, but you'd have to make the extra effort y'know?
I'm off to google John Hegley now
I'd totally talk to you if you had Lucky Strikes. I might even talk to you if you downgraded to Malboro Lights, but you'd have to make the extra effort y'know?
I'm off to google John Hegley now
jimsmallman:
You so need to do an exhibition. Now. Yes.
Thanks to Lock, who has confirmed my status as 'funny looking gal'.
Thanks Alex, love you too
Anyway, hello. Very quick post as I have things to do, which of course means I am not doing them.
After my last post, complaining about having nothing to do, I did in fact go out and spend the whole day doing things I didn't have planned but...
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Thanks Alex, love you too
Anyway, hello. Very quick post as I have things to do, which of course means I am not doing them.
After my last post, complaining about having nothing to do, I did in fact go out and spend the whole day doing things I didn't have planned but...
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lock:
So now you are a funny looking Guardian reader! True story for you;
Guy I work with was doing protest security while Bush was in town for a (lot) of extra cash, his job was to stop people lingering in one of several all but deserted side streets. There was a middle aged well dressed couple with a kid down for a bit of protesting (Guardian readers). My friend asked them to move along and the gent said "thats ok, we know you are just doing your job, like the guards at Auschwitz".
Lefties, gotta love em.
Congrats on the new job (though I had to google Cath Kidson!).
Guy I work with was doing protest security while Bush was in town for a (lot) of extra cash, his job was to stop people lingering in one of several all but deserted side streets. There was a middle aged well dressed couple with a kid down for a bit of protesting (Guardian readers). My friend asked them to move along and the gent said "thats ok, we know you are just doing your job, like the guards at Auschwitz".
Lefties, gotta love em.
Congrats on the new job (though I had to google Cath Kidson!).
gaea:
I love Kidston, it sells the most amazing things! Hope you get the job! x
I've got nothing to do today, literally nothing and it's driving me a bit insane. The carpet men are meant to be coming so everything in the house is now in the garden and I can't even play Mario Kart. Sob. So I thought I would go back to the old school and spend 6 hours surfing the web and generally wasting time. It doesn't...
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_mouse_:
It's a beautiful thought... I'll hold onto that one, thank you
=)
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lock:
Where are these gigs? I want to see you on stage, I think it'll be very cool. Have you picked out a crack dealer to marry yet?
Your photos are great, as are pretty much all the ones you post (don't know about the others!!!) I don't know what that twat is talking about since you can see very clear and appropriate context in the photos up there. And you are funny looking, sorry, thought you already knew
Your photos are great, as are pretty much all the ones you post (don't know about the others!!!) I don't know what that twat is talking about since you can see very clear and appropriate context in the photos up there. And you are funny looking, sorry, thought you already knew
So, I'm a Stand Up Comedian now. Who knew, eh?
I'm quite reluctant to say that's what I am because well, first of all, one gig does not a career make (though I have others booked) and second, I don't think Im going to be a very good one...but then I thought, you know what? Many many people are bad at their jobs and they...
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I'm quite reluctant to say that's what I am because well, first of all, one gig does not a career make (though I have others booked) and second, I don't think Im going to be a very good one...but then I thought, you know what? Many many people are bad at their jobs and they...
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phinn:
You're on for sure! going to need all the models i can get
Brighton is short of some good stand up...So you NEED to come here and I'll be sitting in the front row x
Brighton is short of some good stand up...So you NEED to come here and I'll be sitting in the front row x
its_matt:
i did it a couple of times in manchester.
i feel im probably more suited to the writing, but the monologue style ricky gervais does could also be a choice.
i feel im probably more suited to the writing, but the monologue style ricky gervais does could also be a choice.
It's been a lovely bank holiday weekend, full of cocktails, barbeques, cinema trips, friends and the obligatory queueing-for-seven-hours-in-Primark that seems to come with the territory of Bank Holiday Monday.
I am all bank-holidayed out but that doesn't stop me wishing every day could be like today. Life would be just lovely if that were the case, I could deal with that.
A few of you...
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I am all bank-holidayed out but that doesn't stop me wishing every day could be like today. Life would be just lovely if that were the case, I could deal with that.
A few of you...
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holy_mountain:
-My friend who I met at the University of Florida was an exchange student from Lancaster University and he now lives in the Finsbury Park disctrict. I guess all the cool kids live in London these days haha. What part of London do you live in?
-I'm sorry to hear that. Breaking up with someone is hard enough let alone if you were engaged.
-Who is your favorite comedian? I've seen Margaret Cho live before but I think Bill Hicks is my favorite.
-I'm sorry to hear that. Breaking up with someone is hard enough let alone if you were engaged.
-Who is your favorite comedian? I've seen Margaret Cho live before but I think Bill Hicks is my favorite.
elysia:
Horrific queues in Primark aren't restricted to Bank Holidays... not in my town anyway!
Congratulations on getting onto the MA course - clever you
I'm really sorry to hear that you guys broke up, and I hope that you're ok.
RIP cat.
How's the comedy course going?
Congratulations on getting onto the MA course - clever you
I'm really sorry to hear that you guys broke up, and I hope that you're ok.
RIP cat.
How's the comedy course going?
Everything stings, from the new cat scratches on my hands to the new updates I can't look away from...like a car crash.
But dance to Britney Spears and everything will be just fine
I shall now become a Russian Immigrant and move to a non-descript American city on the promise of fame and fortune...and then jack some cars.
But dance to Britney Spears and everything will be just fine
I shall now become a Russian Immigrant and move to a non-descript American city on the promise of fame and fortune...and then jack some cars.
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frinky:
Philadelphia isn't non-descript, but it IS the land of opportunity!
lock:
Jennie is bringing a load of socks over 'just in case' she 'might' have nicked some! It always the ones you trust....
I should get back into the community here. It's been a long time.
So, what's everyone up to these days?
Tell me a joke.
So, what's everyone up to these days?
Tell me a joke.
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lock:
I'm sorry but your theory is just ridiculous. All my socks are black, there is no way they could be dyed yellow!
holy_mountain:
Why did Michael Jackson reject McDonald's offer to endorse their Happy Meals?
Why are McDonald's restrooms always so clean?
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elysia:
Well hello m'dear... how's things in Iris land?
barny:
your profile pics rock atm
I love the monster, it is of your own knit? Also, I think you'll find you owe me at least 20p soooo... lets call it even
And yes! I was no accident... Lt. Bradley had to wrestle the machine gun out of your hands before he could get my car back off you in Tehran, he knew your intent. The 20p is, obviously, the difference between the price of your house that I dissmantled and shipped to Ghana while you slept in the caravan, my car you stole and the flights to Senegal for 'that' trip... I hoped it would come to more