these are the best condoms ever.
Durex is like a plastic bag choking my cock in comparison to these bad boys.
*EDIT*
WHy are Trojan Twisted Jimmies the sex?
1) Thin as Paris Hilton after taking a shit
2) Nice and lubed like Hulk Hogan in is Hay Day
3) The twisted pleasure stimulates the head of my cock, those giving me a facade of raw doggin awesome-ness.
4) if you dont believe me, try it for yourelf... with me ;-)
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charlielove:
9/10ish.
cassy:
i totally need to know what you mean by lewd conduct 