Wow, I made a lot of friends with that last journal entry. Who would have thought that such an embarrising moment could lead to such a good thing! It's almost like the first time I had sex. Except this was a lot cleaner, not quite so warm and squishy, and I didn't have to get naked! The spectators were still there though
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I just bought the coolest painting for my niece (see below). I am a huge collector of art and when I saw this I had to have it. She's only 20 months old, but one day she is really going to appreciate it, and in the meantime it will look awsome on her walls; or mine.
It's 9 feet 2 inches long!
Not nearly as funny as the last entry, but come on, my ego can only take some many hits in one week. And by the way, I want to add the my one ornament on my christmas tree is pretty decent size, I mean it's not the star at the top, but it's more than half way up the tree. It's not one of those little dinky ones that you hang on the bottom because you don't care if it gets broken and you're trying to fill space. Sorry, ego kicked in and tried to do a little damage control. I mean after all, I didn't expect anyone to read that last entry!!!!! Have a good week everyone!

I just bought the coolest painting for my niece (see below). I am a huge collector of art and when I saw this I had to have it. She's only 20 months old, but one day she is really going to appreciate it, and in the meantime it will look awsome on her walls; or mine.

It's 9 feet 2 inches long!

Not nearly as funny as the last entry, but come on, my ego can only take some many hits in one week. And by the way, I want to add the my one ornament on my christmas tree is pretty decent size, I mean it's not the star at the top, but it's more than half way up the tree. It's not one of those little dinky ones that you hang on the bottom because you don't care if it gets broken and you're trying to fill space. Sorry, ego kicked in and tried to do a little damage control. I mean after all, I didn't expect anyone to read that last entry!!!!! Have a good week everyone!

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lilmissmorbid:
Happy humpday!


lilmissmorbid:
Hahaha Um as much as i would love to see my dad with a stripper i doubt my mom would enjoy it as much..