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So I went to the Marske United sportsman's dinner last night, which is about as glamorous as it sounds. I'm always happy to help out in the local community any way I can though, especially when it's my quaint little village, so I thought I'd go along and support them. Then I met this guy:



Neil "Razor" Ruddock, ex-England and Liverpool defender, and professional hard bastard. Rumour has it towards the end of his career he had to get his shorts specially made in Egypt. I can see why.