BLAM! Shoot!
DING! Dent!
Insert assert revert invert.
Tooly Fooly we Caress.
And SUCK IT DOWN, don't let that smoke escape because here we go,
AND THE WALLS CAME TUMBLING DOWN. The reality tunnel in which you so desperately drink and live and drive and thrive with the sands of the crotch which ain't good because you never listened to the rocks on a Kimberly...
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DING! Dent!
Insert assert revert invert.
Tooly Fooly we Caress.
And SUCK IT DOWN, don't let that smoke escape because here we go,
AND THE WALLS CAME TUMBLING DOWN. The reality tunnel in which you so desperately drink and live and drive and thrive with the sands of the crotch which ain't good because you never listened to the rocks on a Kimberly...
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Vlum vlum vlum VLUM!!
I wrote a new prayer, to the FIGHTING WOTAN, ah, but I lost it. Piss.
OH! Wait, here it is.
There is a man
A man in the corner
with dusty grey eyes
HEs has come to take control
has come to rape your soul
all in the NAME of JESUS CHRIST
HOLY WOTAN!
Enwrap me expose me protect me enrage...
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I wrote a new prayer, to the FIGHTING WOTAN, ah, but I lost it. Piss.
OH! Wait, here it is.
There is a man
A man in the corner
with dusty grey eyes
HEs has come to take control
has come to rape your soul
all in the NAME of JESUS CHRIST
HOLY WOTAN!
Enwrap me expose me protect me enrage...
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suxcitystalker:
WOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! 
DESTROY MIND AND EVERYTHING THAT RESEMBLES IT!! DESTROY LANGUAGE AND EVERYTHING THAT RESEMBLES IT!! CUT THE MANICLES!! HEAT THE MANDIFOLDS!! HAVE SEX UNTIL YOU DIE!! MASTURBATE UNTIL YOU BREAK!! GET SO UP ON UPPERS YOU CRASH DOWN AND DASH YOUR BRAINS ON EVERYTHING FOR "BOB"!! THIS IS TRUE SLACK!! TRUE SLACK!!!!
WHAT IS THE GOAL??!!
http://www.jesusishitler.com/
WHAT IS THE METHOD??!!
http://www.subgenius.com/
WHERE ARE THE RESULTS??!!...
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WHAT IS THE GOAL??!!
http://www.jesusishitler.com/
WHAT IS THE METHOD??!!
http://www.subgenius.com/
WHERE ARE THE RESULTS??!!...
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I think that Christian Fundamentalists are NO DIFFERENT from us. I think that if they want to tear apart the environment then they have the power to do that. If they want fascism, they'll GET FASCISM. The U S of A is theirs, I don't claim it. I'm a citizen of only two true nations: Free Nation and No Nation. The state is Theirs because...
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truthwhore:
i would reply to this, but i doubt it would have any effect.
xip:
I always feel a sense of awe and strange comfort after reading anything you write. You constantly bring out these feelings in me, that the world is nothing but a backdrop that is crashing down to reveal a midget standing on a stoop waving a fishing pole with the sun dangling from the end of the string, but it's ok. Because the midget isn't real either.
-xip
-xip
In french, yum yum is miam miam.
In japanese, the sound of happines is Roon Roon
In japanese, the sound of happines is Roon Roon
suxcitystalker:
in sex the sound of orgasm is uuaaaaaaaghhhhhhh, uummmmmmmmmm,ooooohhhhh yesss,yess.. 
truthwhore:
in spanish, baby chicks say "pio, pio." 
A letter to *****, from September Eigth, 2004:
My dear, very dear *****,
Well! The onslaught of another sleepless night and my mind came to rest on you. Count yourself lucky, for we are all lucky to be born at all. Think of the billion trillions of possibilities that you could have become, and now think of how much they all suck.
BUT YOU, *****,...
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My dear, very dear *****,
Well! The onslaught of another sleepless night and my mind came to rest on you. Count yourself lucky, for we are all lucky to be born at all. Think of the billion trillions of possibilities that you could have become, and now think of how much they all suck.
BUT YOU, *****,...
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Well, you know how some people have constructed this neat metaphor, the "honeyed tounge"?
Well, I'm pouring honey on my tounge.
And I still feel the kisses from last night while I slept with my ladyfriend.
Only kisses, nothing more.
*sigh!*
I'm fifteen!
Well, I'm pouring honey on my tounge.
And I still feel the kisses from last night while I slept with my ladyfriend.
Only kisses, nothing more.
*sigh!*
I'm fifteen!
xip:
That's so cute and strange of you. I never figured you the type to become twitterpaited.
I'm gonna try to get my job back today... I realized, yesterday, that I really enjoyed being an English tutor, it's simply that I needed a hiatus, which I have now broken out of, full-throttle.
But for now...laundry.
-xip
I'm gonna try to get my job back today... I realized, yesterday, that I really enjoyed being an English tutor, it's simply that I needed a hiatus, which I have now broken out of, full-throttle.
But for now...laundry.
-xip
The way my eyes work, I feel like they're getting burned by too many screens.
My mind's about to careen
overboard into the deck out ontopofme
going gone to decypher what is left of me
contemplating what is all beyond infinity
and recognizing everything's divinity
georg cantor's spirit rest inside of me
is it genius or really senility
bust back into constructs
reject the masturbation...
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My mind's about to careen
overboard into the deck out ontopofme
going gone to decypher what is left of me
contemplating what is all beyond infinity
and recognizing everything's divinity
georg cantor's spirit rest inside of me
is it genius or really senility
bust back into constructs
reject the masturbation...
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xip:
The last 3 lines are how I've felt lately. It'd be nihilistic if it cared enough to give itself a name, I just don't feel like anything amounts to anything anymore. The scale always reads zero, the outcome is never different. I don't believe in God, or even really spirituality, and my faith in the things I put all my energy into before--love, excitement, drama--has become... transparent. O, I'm disillusioned! Woe is me! I think the only thing I believe in anymore is science, because it's the only thing that is real and not just an abstract theory perpetuated by human nature like everything else. I dunno. It's me. I see through myself and it disturbs me. I've started thinking maybe love is just space + time. Get two people close enough for long enough and they'll love each other. Maybe it's not magical. Maybe it's just physics.
-xip
-xip
If I am to be a warrior
I must be silent in the woods
I must recruit an army
but in these times of
patent stupidity
I should not be so vocal
I NEVER AGAIN
want to hear or to say
"but what I'm saying is"
When my army attacks
nobody will ever know it
If the earth were incinerated
by a super nova
we...
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I must be silent in the woods
I must recruit an army
but in these times of
patent stupidity
I should not be so vocal
I NEVER AGAIN
want to hear or to say
"but what I'm saying is"
When my army attacks
nobody will ever know it
If the earth were incinerated
by a super nova
we...
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xip:
I love the song Meta Punk. It's one of those songs that makes me angry, as I'm reading it, because I wish I had written it. It is awesome.
Email me sometime. I'll write you something.
-xippie
Email me sometime. I'll write you something.
-xippie
Last night:
KARAOKE!!
Hoyah!
KARAOKE!!
Hoyah!
truthwhore:
i'm starting to get it, i think. as much as an average person can anyway. sorry i implied you were a nihilist. i was just looking for some further explanation.
it's not that i don't appreciate absurdity. i do. it's just that i find rationality much too convenient to give up. (what a typically american thing to say...) and i think it's critical for actual communication, though our dialogue may be beginning to controvert that belief.
of course beliefs are limitations. that's their purpose. i use some of them to strike a balance between utter confusion (or chaos of thought) and dogma. if i understand your stance correctly, you're promoting the extreme choas of thought. i can respect that. i just try to stay away from taking extremes too seriously. doesn't mean i can't learn from them.
anyway, karoake rules. i miss it.
it's not that i don't appreciate absurdity. i do. it's just that i find rationality much too convenient to give up. (what a typically american thing to say...) and i think it's critical for actual communication, though our dialogue may be beginning to controvert that belief.
of course beliefs are limitations. that's their purpose. i use some of them to strike a balance between utter confusion (or chaos of thought) and dogma. if i understand your stance correctly, you're promoting the extreme choas of thought. i can respect that. i just try to stay away from taking extremes too seriously. doesn't mean i can't learn from them.
anyway, karoake rules. i miss it.
xip:
I am not mad at you. I will email you.
-xip
-xip
Kallisti,
Keep close the lesson of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Whatever you believe imprisons you.
O! Its the chilly time now. I can feel it in my skin. My skin is no longer a living breathing thing like it is in the summer, it isnt an organ any more. Now its just the annoying stuff that flakes off. I was scratching my head, as is...
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Keep close the lesson of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Whatever you believe imprisons you.
O! Its the chilly time now. I can feel it in my skin. My skin is no longer a living breathing thing like it is in the summer, it isnt an organ any more. Now its just the annoying stuff that flakes off. I was scratching my head, as is...
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truthwhore:
by renouncing positive/negative, i take it you also renounce good/evil. if that's the case, what then do you live for? what keeps you going? personal gratification? for me i know it's a little of both.
without positive, there can be no achievement. without negative, no tragedy. there is nothing to fight for; nothing to resist against. what then is the point of realizing this? there can be no point. you end up bordering on nihilism, which i daresay never did anything for anyone.
i'm a pretty rational person, and by introducing me to the principia discordia, you threaten to destabilize the foundation of my conceptualization. that alone is intriguing enough for me to give it a looksee.
without positive, there can be no achievement. without negative, no tragedy. there is nothing to fight for; nothing to resist against. what then is the point of realizing this? there can be no point. you end up bordering on nihilism, which i daresay never did anything for anyone.
i'm a pretty rational person, and by introducing me to the principia discordia, you threaten to destabilize the foundation of my conceptualization. that alone is intriguing enough for me to give it a looksee.