Alright.
Tonight.9PM. It's goin down homeskillets. It's goin down.
Man...I haven't blogged in a week and I will say a lot has happened. I'm fostering a miniature pinscher named Chico. Chico is apparently a typical min pin, but I have never had a small dog in my life so I don't know what the fuck a typical behaviour is. One thing is for sure, my pit kind of regards him with a queer sense of superiority. It has to be said that Chico has a bit of a dominant personality, so if he doesn't like something LP is doing then he actually nips at him, yipping and yapping and jumping and bouncing around like a fucking...i don't even know what.
As Chico nips and yips and yaps, Lp just looks down from the corner of his pretty brown eyes and I can just see the thought in his head; dude I could fuck you up with just one bite. I tolerate you. I allow you to exist you little shit.
And then he proceeds to walk away almost with a disgusted air about him.
...By the way, Goldens aren't the only ones that can smile bitches:
My boyfriend got me this super awesome, super redneck shirt:
Here's some bum:
SO! My set goes live tonight. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY:
Send me some love, and I'll send you some love
So this year for halloween my munster was a princess. Again. Is it so wrong of me to kind of wish she were a tomboy? I can relate to that. In the end I'll accept her for whomever she wants to be, I just wish she was more of a tomboy than the whole princess and unicorn thing. She loves Chico though. Loves. They folow each other throughout the house playing. Amelia tells him stories and every night he jumps into bed with her and snuggles underneath the covers.
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So if you live in the Montreal area and you're looking to adopt a little dog than do some research about miniature pinschers and maybe this dog could be the one for you. He needs someone who can be the alpha, and dominate and run the house, because he's the kind of dog that if given an inch he'll take a mile. He's house trained as well as kennel trained, sleeps through the night, and pretty good with other dogs, there's always one or two that not every dog will get along with. The biggest mistake people make when adopting is not making sure the breed is a right fit for them. A dog is an animal, to be part of the family, not a novelty, a shin new toy to be put back on the shelf after you grow tired of. Pitbulls, for instance, need constant socializing from the very beginning. They need exposure to other dogs in a constant and consistent daily routine. Miniature Pinschers can be stressful if you don't know how to handle them properly, or lead them in the right direction. Chico is a huge suck when he's not a little shit. He's a cute and cuddly lapdog that just loves attention and cuddles and kisses. And he always feels like a puppy.
Talk to you soon lovlies.
AND VOTE FOR ME MUTHAFUKKAS!!
xo
Daf
Tonight.9PM. It's goin down homeskillets. It's goin down.
Man...I haven't blogged in a week and I will say a lot has happened. I'm fostering a miniature pinscher named Chico. Chico is apparently a typical min pin, but I have never had a small dog in my life so I don't know what the fuck a typical behaviour is. One thing is for sure, my pit kind of regards him with a queer sense of superiority. It has to be said that Chico has a bit of a dominant personality, so if he doesn't like something LP is doing then he actually nips at him, yipping and yapping and jumping and bouncing around like a fucking...i don't even know what.
As Chico nips and yips and yaps, Lp just looks down from the corner of his pretty brown eyes and I can just see the thought in his head; dude I could fuck you up with just one bite. I tolerate you. I allow you to exist you little shit.
And then he proceeds to walk away almost with a disgusted air about him.
...By the way, Goldens aren't the only ones that can smile bitches:
My boyfriend got me this super awesome, super redneck shirt:
Here's some bum:
SO! My set goes live tonight. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY:
Send me some love, and I'll send you some love
So this year for halloween my munster was a princess. Again. Is it so wrong of me to kind of wish she were a tomboy? I can relate to that. In the end I'll accept her for whomever she wants to be, I just wish she was more of a tomboy than the whole princess and unicorn thing. She loves Chico though. Loves. They folow each other throughout the house playing. Amelia tells him stories and every night he jumps into bed with her and snuggles underneath the covers.
So if you live in the Montreal area and you're looking to adopt a little dog than do some research about miniature pinschers and maybe this dog could be the one for you. He needs someone who can be the alpha, and dominate and run the house, because he's the kind of dog that if given an inch he'll take a mile. He's house trained as well as kennel trained, sleeps through the night, and pretty good with other dogs, there's always one or two that not every dog will get along with. The biggest mistake people make when adopting is not making sure the breed is a right fit for them. A dog is an animal, to be part of the family, not a novelty, a shin new toy to be put back on the shelf after you grow tired of. Pitbulls, for instance, need constant socializing from the very beginning. They need exposure to other dogs in a constant and consistent daily routine. Miniature Pinschers can be stressful if you don't know how to handle them properly, or lead them in the right direction. Chico is a huge suck when he's not a little shit. He's a cute and cuddly lapdog that just loves attention and cuddles and kisses. And he always feels like a puppy.
Talk to you soon lovlies.
AND VOTE FOR ME MUTHAFUKKAS!!
xo
Daf
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