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"I'm gonna make it look like a murder scene when I'm done with you," he proclaimed.

Thankfully, he wasn't lying.

Clothes torn, hair pulled, bite marks, bruises trailing, claw marks dug in.

The rewind button is getting worn out <3

This delirium looks good on me... just my shade of crazy.

Work is pretty random as is, but in my sleep deprived state, it managed to be all the more entertaining and at times rather annoying. Some of the entertainment included me singing "rice rice baby. dun dun dun dundundun" and I slipped into an Indiana Jones fantasy whilst humming the theme. I've been singing...
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Slooow riide, take it easy! Now that my lungs are semi-functioning, I went for a bike ride. I forgot how much I love to ride... my bike, that is. I also got my nails/claws done today and all I can say is meeeee-ow! Oh, and was today wash your car in a bikini day? On my ride, I saw like 7 lovely ladies washing their...
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Wow, I think my lungs are on an anti-me campaign. Now, hopefully the rest of my organs will not follow. Can anyone inflate my lungs? I'm sure you've had plenty of practice with that blow-up doll. Help a REAL girl out.

XXXo,