I had a weird dream last night where I was living in Germany in the early 1930's. I signed up for the army and got my uniform. Then my dream-girlfriend, my Jewish friend, his wife, and I all boarded a plane for the US. In the airport bathroom, I gave my friend the uniform that I had just recieved from the German army. The Nazi guards seemed to know what was going on, but couldn't assault a member of the army without everyone on the plane knowing. So we got away.
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I have a jewish roommate. He's also my best friend though...