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Portland, OR

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Tuesday Aug 02, 2005

Aug 2, 2005
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ah-HAH!

ladies and gentlemen - I have discovered the rather impressive problem with our dryer. on a hunch, after 3 fifty-minute cycles failed to dry a single shirt, I checked the lint trap. in addition to the thick film of fluff on the screen, I found THIS LINT METEORITE:




seriously. that brick of lint is actually larger than the trap itself. the very moment I extricated it, it began to expand like psychic space jelly. I COULD HAVE DIED.



I didn't, though.


oh, by the way, do you remember when I mentioned the mouse in my kitchen? the one that I barricaded behind the dishwasher with a yellow pages and a can of sweet peas? yeah. it was Renrick's hamster. chewed it's way out of its little playpen dealy.

luckily, it's a lot smarter than I am. it somehow managed to escape from beneath the counter and make it back into the cage before we woke up the next morning. so, no harm, no foul, I guess.


VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
meta:
who the hell is Renrick and what's he doing with a hamster.

I keep scrolling back up to look at the astro-lint. it's boggling my mind.
Aug 2, 2005
devil_bitch:
What the bloody hell died in your lint trap?
Aug 2, 2005

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