Q: What is the surest way to keep me from doing my homework?
A: Give me homework.
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3-day weekend. I played Halo 2, ate cookies, biked around, went to the sinkhole, hung out at Brother's for '80s Night, and got some sun and some reading done out by the pool this morning. I spent the afternoon with Mike and his girlfriend barbecuing and watching the Simpsons and Smallville. I drank 25 dollar Jamaican coffee.
It is notable - not because it is surprising, but because it is important - that I did NOT write the philosophy paper that I need to hand in tomorrow morning.
I've decided that in addition to becoming an accomplished screenwriter, director, novelist, voice talent, astronaut, assassin, time-traveller, and pulitzer prize-winning owner of a good, honest farm somewhere in Middle America, I must make it my life's work to find some kind of practical application for persistent laziness and procrastination. I could start some kind of business firm, maybe, that specializes in hiring out slackers to other businesses in order to make their legitimate employees look good.
I probably won't, though.
A: Give me homework.
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3-day weekend. I played Halo 2, ate cookies, biked around, went to the sinkhole, hung out at Brother's for '80s Night, and got some sun and some reading done out by the pool this morning. I spent the afternoon with Mike and his girlfriend barbecuing and watching the Simpsons and Smallville. I drank 25 dollar Jamaican coffee.
It is notable - not because it is surprising, but because it is important - that I did NOT write the philosophy paper that I need to hand in tomorrow morning.
I've decided that in addition to becoming an accomplished screenwriter, director, novelist, voice talent, astronaut, assassin, time-traveller, and pulitzer prize-winning owner of a good, honest farm somewhere in Middle America, I must make it my life's work to find some kind of practical application for persistent laziness and procrastination. I could start some kind of business firm, maybe, that specializes in hiring out slackers to other businesses in order to make their legitimate employees look good.
I probably won't, though.
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when you start the firm for slackers let me know, that would be a perfect job for me!