inlikeflynn

upstairs, away from the smell of overcooked turkey sausage and beer breath, I somehow managed to walk face-first into Neal's patio screen, knocking it completely off its track and onto the balcony, where I stepped down hard onto the shredded aluminum and turned my big toe into a California Roll.



from now on, I stock my first aid kits with gauze and gaffer's tape. everything else just takes up space.