inlikeflynn

remember when I said I was going to post more often? well, that was obviously a clever lie.

here's a funny thing: sometime after my last entry, I decided I was no longer happy at my job, and hadn't been for maybe a year and a half. based on that limited information, I sold most of my furniture and many other miscellaneous items, rented a...
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8:44am. raining. curtains drawn, warm in bed. the first place that comes to mind on a list of places I'd rather not be today is my office in Burbank. and yet, in less than an hour, that's where I'll be. pressed into the fake leather of my ergonomically efficient desk chair like gum into boot treads. sighing heavily, going cross-eyed listening to the steady hum...
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when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way.

while I was in Israel, Bank of America canceled my debit card. AWESOME. according to customer service, they received intelligence suggesting that my sensitive info may have been compromised. as a result, several bills that should have been paid automatically... were not. including my membership here. my account was shut down, and I wasn't able...
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I can't help breaking radio silence for this one.

last night, zombies attacked my country home. I fled their incursion into my living room and kitchen through the windows by heading up a long, winding staircase and onto a large veranda. I escaped by leaping onto the canvas top of a passing jeep just in time to catch a dinner date with a friend of...
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Shameless Plug Ahead

not too long ago I discovered that blogging my day to day life was becoming more of an annoyance than a leisure activity. I felt constantly obligated to update, spurred on by how many comments each entry was receiving, and the feeling of obligation was making me lazy. additionally, the posts themselves didn't feel useful in any way. so I abandoned my...
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experiment failed. new experiment pending.


also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ55Ir2jCxk

honk if you love television and film writers.

"How's your hair?"
"It's super cute, dude. It's kinda short and stacked in the back."
"You know what else is short and stacked in the back? Your mom."

sometimes these are like thoughtful little gifts that I'm sure I don't deserve.


yes.

I am expected to begin my quarter-life crisis this November. instead, I am having a 6-year-old's renaissance. on days when LA isn't choked...
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ohhhh, I knew this was coming.

"you are a paying member of this site!" you will say.

"you support the public, worldwide nudity of strangers!" you will say.

"everybody on this site is someone's daughter or sister! someone's mother! someday a grandmother!" you will say.

and that is all true. but my little sister has asked me what I would think if she were a...
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thought: if I had a lady, would a peanut butter sandwich and a fat tire fly for dinner on a wednesday night?

reply: if I had a good lady, it would have been peanut butter and fat tire for two.

because that is how we would roll.


just got finished watching Blood Diamond. banging out a review and preparing my CV and a bio to...
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