thought: if I had a lady, would a peanut butter sandwich and a fat tire fly for dinner on a wednesday night?
reply: if I had a good lady, it would have been peanut butter and fat tire for two.
because that is how we would roll.
just got finished watching Blood Diamond. banging out a review and preparing my CV and a bio to...
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reply: if I had a good lady, it would have been peanut butter and fat tire for two.
because that is how we would roll.
just got finished watching Blood Diamond. banging out a review and preparing my CV and a bio to...
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oubliette:
Oh man, you quoted Walt Whitman. You are my new hero.
oubliette:
My feets:
"every atom belonging to you/ as good belongs to me"
Walt is my secret dead gay boyfriend.
"every atom belonging to you/ as good belongs to me"
Walt is my secret dead gay boyfriend.
I'm filled with sweet, creamy indifference lately, blog-wise. like a listless eclair. today sees a half-hearted update in the form of a conversation with my little sister, who recently got the word "cunt" tattooed on the inside of her lower lip 
Missy: EARTHQUAKE!!!
me: OMG
I thought it was just the downstairs neighbors slam dancing
and then suddenly there was nausea.
Missy: holy crap
me:...
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Missy: EARTHQUAKE!!!
me: OMG
I thought it was just the downstairs neighbors slam dancing
and then suddenly there was nausea.
Missy: holy crap
me:...
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meta:
I have heard only good things about Sunshine.
I wish I could have such good conversations with my siblings.
listless.. eclair?
I wish I could have such good conversations with my siblings.
listless.. eclair?
mike_doughty:
Aw, yer too kind! 
it's no small wonder that religious right extremists call us out for being inhuman - atheists, gays, people who've had abortions or children out of wedlock - when you see the things we're saying about the death of a fellow human being.
seriously, kids, I didn't like him, either. I'm sure the planet didn't need a person like Jerry Falwell handing out intolerance and hate...
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seriously, kids, I didn't like him, either. I'm sure the planet didn't need a person like Jerry Falwell handing out intolerance and hate...
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sticks:
Thanks! I'm resigned to it being a process that's no fun but 'tis for the best.
munke:
I really like your profile picture... I noticed while over in the HP group tonight.
last night I stayed in and cooked up some vegetables and watched several episodes of The West Wing (including The Portland Trip, the episode in which Josh goes toe to toe with a gay conservative senator over why he would want to be a member of a party that hates him). I watched until I fell asleep on the couch, which is an incredibly stupid...
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frontline99:
Man... my dreams feel so, so dumb after that. I had lots of nightmares about midgets after I read Cat's Cradle.
testykitten:
i miss noho.
youll like cosmos...i think. i havent actually seen it since 1980. but i think i may have to add it to my netflix- its a little pricey to purchase.
youll like cosmos...i think. i havent actually seen it since 1980. but i think i may have to add it to my netflix- its a little pricey to purchase.
a woman who works on the other side of the office asked me if I would be interested in a weekend job helping her husband sell t-shirts through their website. I met with the guy this past sunday and got the quick and dirty on the operation.
if you've never heard of his company, it may be because it's a fairly recent venture of his....
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if you've never heard of his company, it may be because it's a fairly recent venture of his....
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meta:
staring at anything on a computer screen for hours on end makes your eyes googly and you know it.
I had no idea gay porn sold better than straight porn.
I would so take that job and demand some ridiculous hourly wage for it, plus some kind of perks. like free t-shirts. with gay porn screenshots on them.
I had no idea gay porn sold better than straight porn.
I would so take that job and demand some ridiculous hourly wage for it, plus some kind of perks. like free t-shirts. with gay porn screenshots on them.
frontline99:
So you're the one. Hey, look at it this way: it raises my self esteem (even if for just a second) when I see that somebody new wants to be my friend on myspace. You are truly doing the lords work.
"I realize this is coming out of nowhere, but I just wanted to make sure that you knew. Kathleen Monahan died yesterday."
I've been waiting since friday to write an entry about this. I've been waiting because until today every time I read that message back to myself there was a buzzing sound like a tv tube failing, and all my brain would...
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I've been waiting since friday to write an entry about this. I've been waiting because until today every time I read that message back to myself there was a buzzing sound like a tv tube failing, and all my brain would...
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this seems like a really good time to talk about our imminent deaths.
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/woalert.php?lang=eng
this is how we while away the down time at work. it started out as sort of a minor curiosity and has blossomed into a grisly fascination. you can sit and watch:
- a bird flu outbreak in Padang, Indonesia
- a bus crash in India that kills 17 members of...
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http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/woalert.php?lang=eng
this is how we while away the down time at work. it started out as sort of a minor curiosity and has blossomed into a grisly fascination. you can sit and watch:
- a bird flu outbreak in Padang, Indonesia
- a bus crash in India that kills 17 members of...
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lemuria:
i love the peeps! i also love what you chose to do with your remains.
i also love what you chose to do with your remains. 
k_kat:
Love the 4 Peeps of the Apocalypse.
one of my new responsibilities around the office includes reading and prioritizing consultation requests, and I'm finding myself disturbed at the number of people who are seemingly incapable of drafting a lucid, easily comprehensible letter.
here's a sort of generic template to give you an idea of the severity of the situation:
"Dear so-and-sos,
I was writing this letter from my pet sunny she...
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here's a sort of generic template to give you an idea of the severity of the situation:
"Dear so-and-sos,
I was writing this letter from my pet sunny she...
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frontline99:
Join the club. Sometimes I feel as if I should just give up and start writing all my letters in l33k speak!!!!1
tsunami:
Thank you for the comment 
THINGS! HOW ARE THEY? ANSWERS TO THESE AND OTHER, LESS PRESSING QUESTIONS!
things have been going very well here. the work atmosphere is fun and relaxed. co-workers are really chill. the office (imagine a local bank branch if you want to visualize it, because that's what the building used to be) is split down the center with a largish open area that serves as a...
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things have been going very well here. the work atmosphere is fun and relaxed. co-workers are really chill. the office (imagine a local bank branch if you want to visualize it, because that's what the building used to be) is split down the center with a largish open area that serves as a...
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mmm:
Cool clip. I've been a fan of Geoff Sax's director skills ever since his stint on 'Spitting Image', a caustic political satire that was big here in the UK so many yonks ago. Glad to see he's still keeping it gritty.
thais:
no, i was puking from sheer excitement, haha. i love them
how have you been?
how have you been?
some of you may have already heard that I got pretty sick on what I expected would be my last day on the road. what I first thought were flu symptoms turned out to be a combination of exhaustion, altitude, dehydration, and a fun but ill-advised evening out in oklahoma city, culminating in a stop in Phoenix to crash (HARD) at Elissa's parents' place. I...
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meta:
Jack Nicholson bald looks like some kind of reptile. moreso than usual, I guess.
packing one's life into one's car is a major theme of my fantasies. a boy named DrStinkypants did it for me this summer and I still can't believe it; everything he owned reduced to what he could fit into his Jetta, and a thousand miles north, for ME?
fucked up. I'm really not clear on your reasons and I don't know where you're going to or coming from and if it's for yourself or someone else, but, damn dude, you do it. and you make it sound exactly the way it should, not contrived at all. magnificent feats all around.
packing one's life into one's car is a major theme of my fantasies. a boy named DrStinkypants did it for me this summer and I still can't believe it; everything he owned reduced to what he could fit into his Jetta, and a thousand miles north, for ME?
fucked up. I'm really not clear on your reasons and I don't know where you're going to or coming from and if it's for yourself or someone else, but, damn dude, you do it. and you make it sound exactly the way it should, not contrived at all. magnificent feats all around.
it began to snow as I approached Gallup, New Mexico. the sun had gone down 4 hours before in a pretty spectacular display that made impressive use of the most vivid blues, purples, and oranges I've ever seen. Ira Flatow was taking calls about Nasa and the Hubble glitch on one of the 56 bazillion random NPR and Discovery Channel podcasts that I secured for...
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I think it may need a lol.