inkwelz

sounds like a cool movie

anyway, fuckwit is my daughter's father. he seems to be under the impression that i belong to him and therefore everything i write is his business. you'd think an international border between the two of us would hint at a distinct problem, but apparently that's not the case.

Road trip is done. we've been here about 5 weeks. It may be north of hell, but Carson Valley gets pretty damn hot during the day. (we don't have AC). It was fun chatting back and forth tonight. I'm off to bed.

......and from completely out of left field...... (but you can appreciate this one, I think)

God-FUCKING-damn but I do love EATING RED-MEAT...... (and please, chicken/fish/pork/game/critter/vermin/etc; take no offense, I like you all just fine as well)

As I sit here eating this delicious animal that most likely took a bolt-gun zap to the temple (I'm guessing it wasn't lethal-injection...) for my dining pleasure, I would like to thank all the complete-chain-BCAA-starved, irritable, ADD-sympton-having, sugar & fat craving, pituitarily/hypothalamusulusululy-challenged, low-testosterone/estrogen/growth hormone-producing, future osteo________(fill in w/future VEGAN related problem of your choice!) sufferers for NOT indulging. 'Cause that means......

MORE BEEF FOR ME!!!

imfao...?..if you took the penis out of your mouth maybe i could understand you!...ok thats fucked up! why does our wiered male bonding have to be all gay bashing and shit...im comfortable with myself and some of my best...people i know... are gay...and maybe you just dropped your one nut and are now washing it in yer mouth before putting it back in and your desperately tryin to communicate somethin really important and its all whats that girl?...little timmy's in the well a motherfuckingain?...or somthin and just take the penis out of your mouth so i can understand will ya damnit...fuck...some people! sucks when your the most interesting coment on yer own blog...imfao...

ya' know, i'd probably take the time to comment here and tell you not worry, you don't have to worry about it suckin' 'cause even though your comment IS the most interesting one on your own blog (insult noted, yeah, I wasn't really happy w/my last effort either), the fact that you recognize that and STILL make the comment anyway rather than moving forward w/your life and realizing holycrapfuckshithellpissdamn why am i 30some goddamm years old an' reveling in the fact that i'm the most clever person here on my somewhat homophobic, mildly-clever, loser-blog page, yeah, i'd probably take the time to comment if I really cared at all, but...... I don't.

btw (and that means "bye the way" and btw also, I'm lmfao -- "laughing my fuckin' ass off" -- while I type, you asshole), if you can't keep these things in confidence (such as the fact that I can gargle my remaining testicle) i WILL NOT share w/you anymore.

Dude...... I got nothin' for the moment. You are just crackin' me the fuck up! I bow down (bows to the MF'n floor) to your greatness......

(and I doubt I have EVER been verbally bitch-slapped like that before w/the ol' Gilligan's Island reference. FUCK YOU!!! You be goddam Gilligan, I'LL be the Skipper...)

little buddie...sniff...i dont wanna lose you...are we gonna be ok?...so when we dance who leads?...

DUDE, MY WIFE THINKS I'M LOSIN' MY MIND. I KEEP RE-READING THIS AND I'M CACKLING OUT LOUD LIKE A HOMELESS CRAZY PERSON EACH TIME. EITHER YOU ARE REALLY FUNNY OR I'M JUST NOT VERY FUCKING BRIGHT......