Jeremy and I went bowling with our landlord, her husband, and another resident (Charles, aka 6'9). My landlord's husband is so awesome. We were laying out by the pool reading and he comes out there and says:
"Big fat greasy burgers? Pitchers of beer? Ugly shoes? Pizza? Are you in or what?"
We were like, "HUH?"
"Bowling, you dolts! BOWLING!!!"
He took all of us bowling on him.
I must admit, my game got much better after we'd been through 4 pitchers of beer. I haven't bowled in SO long, but it was fun. I scored a big fat 14 the first game, a 37 the second, and a 56 the third. I was on FIRE!
Yeah, right.
Everyone was really good except for my landlord and I. We were fucking pitiful, but we're girls and we did wiggly dances so they forgave us. We were so horrible that when we knocked down ONE pin, the people NEXT to us would clap. <G>
From now on, every other Sunday we're going to get together and bowl, drink, and eat greasy food.
Mmmm.. Life is good.
"Big fat greasy burgers? Pitchers of beer? Ugly shoes? Pizza? Are you in or what?"
We were like, "HUH?"
"Bowling, you dolts! BOWLING!!!"
He took all of us bowling on him.
I must admit, my game got much better after we'd been through 4 pitchers of beer. I haven't bowled in SO long, but it was fun. I scored a big fat 14 the first game, a 37 the second, and a 56 the third. I was on FIRE!
Yeah, right.
Everyone was really good except for my landlord and I. We were fucking pitiful, but we're girls and we did wiggly dances so they forgave us. We were so horrible that when we knocked down ONE pin, the people NEXT to us would clap. <G>
From now on, every other Sunday we're going to get together and bowl, drink, and eat greasy food.
Mmmm.. Life is good.
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that's where happiness comes from...
i need more frikkin little things!
yeeeaaarrrrrrrgh!!!!
*pants*
*falls to ground and hits head...again*
-Dave, god of bowling