I'm sick. Dammit dammit dammit!!! The change in Memphis weather has made my body revolt in allergic fits. My head's all swimmy, my eyes burn, and I can't stop sneezing. I have to bartend in less than two hours, but the upside is that I hear snot is making a comeback. Apparently, it's the new black.
Blec. Don't I wish.
Oh well, I'll make some extra money tonight and make sure to load up on sinus/allergy medicine before I leave. I can't be too sick because I've already had sex three times today.
Are you ever too sick to fuck?
Blec. Don't I wish.
Oh well, I'll make some extra money tonight and make sure to load up on sinus/allergy medicine before I leave. I can't be too sick because I've already had sex three times today.
Are you ever too sick to fuck?
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mwhuaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
okay, i feel better.