inked4life

Some people just have the gift. Case in point. I have a friend who, how shall I put it, has this gift of being charming and smooth. All the lady's like him, lord knows why , and people flock to him like a magnet. It's surreal to watch actually. Well last night after bar close we are heading home for the night, he is driving my company car, (I dont like to drive after I have been drinking) He is wasted out of his mind. He pulls a boner and turns into an intersection from the wrong lane, not the turn lane. The turn lane had a red arrow so he just messed it all up. Well anyway, we get pulled over, another friend in the back seat is going nuts talking about how he is about to go to jail because of a warrant or whatever, blah blah.. So my buddy gets pulled out of the car, has to do some sobriety tests. Keep in mind he is pretty fucked up... And next thing I know, the cop is sitting in the squad, hes at the window of her squad GETTING DIRECTIONS!!!! Not only did he smooth his way out of it, but he convinced this lady cop to help him on his way home... Of course we knew where we were..
Like I said, some people just have the gift.