Buchockke?
See, now I always figured nature had blessed me with the proportions to be a porn star if I wanted. I never figured my first truly porno experience, though, would involve taking a money shot.
Yeah, I saw the Burlesque Tour and had a blast, but the last number? The one that closes with whipped cream and chocolate sauce? Well, the girls are getting wild, and Pearl (edit: or was it Shera?) whips the contents of a bottle into the crowd. WHAP!
I catch the better part of the bottle's contents. A big wad of chocolate sauce right in the eyes. An appropriately orgasmic end, I guess, but chocolate stings. Bizarro World money shot, I guess.
See, now I always figured nature had blessed me with the proportions to be a porn star if I wanted. I never figured my first truly porno experience, though, would involve taking a money shot.
Yeah, I saw the Burlesque Tour and had a blast, but the last number? The one that closes with whipped cream and chocolate sauce? Well, the girls are getting wild, and Pearl (edit: or was it Shera?) whips the contents of a bottle into the crowd. WHAP!
I catch the better part of the bottle's contents. A big wad of chocolate sauce right in the eyes. An appropriately orgasmic end, I guess, but chocolate stings. Bizarro World money shot, I guess.
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pearl:
Yeah, it was Shera! I would never do such a thing! *polishes halo*
Thanks for coming out!
Thanks for coming out! 
belllla:
I too have a ruined shirt. Definately a bizarro world money shot. For sure.