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Buchockke?

See, now I always figured nature had blessed me with the proportions to be a porn star if I wanted. I never figured my first truly porno experience, though, would involve taking a money shot.

Yeah, I saw the Burlesque Tour and had a blast, but the last number? The one that closes with whipped cream and chocolate sauce? Well, the girls are getting wild, and Pearl (edit: or was it Shera?) whips the contents of a bottle into the crowd. WHAP!

I catch the better part of the bottle's contents. A big wad of chocolate sauce right in the eyes. An appropriately orgasmic end, I guess, but chocolate stings. Bizarro World money shot, I guess.