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a variant of "calm your tits!"

Calm Your tit. Just one. The other is your party tit.

If internet explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser then you can ask that girl out.

And I've said this for the whole past year, but "educate yourself you uncultured swine!" My co-worker said "...coming from the business major" to which I responded "it's information systems, educate yourself you uncultured swine!" Everyone in the room laughed.