injenue

So, I started my Jenny Craig diet today. And - let me tell you my mother was definitely wrong when she said I eat too much.

A normal day before Jenny Craig:

Breakfast:
600ml Masters Mocha
Sometimes Ill have a muffin of some sort

Lunch:
Fish Teriyaki with rice
1 Miso soup
1 Smart Water

Snack:
Cheese and crackers

Dinner:
Some kind of pasta dish. I have been known to be quite bad with Dominos Chicken Carbonara. I fucking LOVE that stuff.

Obviously havent included water and all that jazz.

NOW, this is what my days are going to be like:

Breakfast:
1 Bowl of Cereal
1 Cup Milk
2 Slices of Toast
2tsp Peanut Butter

Snack:
200g tub of yoghurt.

Lunch:
Brocolli & Cheese Baked Potato
2 slices of bread
1 garden salad
1 tomato
90g tuna

Snack:
1 apple

Dinner:
Beef Lasagne
1 cup zucchini
1 dinner roll
1 tsp margarine

Snack:
Banana Berry Bliss
1 pear

Um, hello. Thats a crapload of food right there. And Im meant to eat everything on the menu. Im not supposed to skip a single thing. I still need to eat an apple, a pear, 2 pieces of bread AND my Banana Berry Bliss. WTF. So suck it, mother! NOW Im eating too much and its all because of Jenny Craig!null