ingrasir2000

I can see clearly now...

So, two peeps walk into a bar, one peeps got new glasses... the other peep (for fun) tries on the other's glasses... peep #2 can suddenly see everything super clear.

That's my story... kids, I'm wearin' spectacles for the first time in my life. As fate would have it, I've been blind for years and NEVER knew it... my confused little (and I do mean little) brain tricked me into thinking I was seein' allllll good. Reality crept in (like a wrecking ball) as my optometrist (one of those fancy eyeball quacks) asked, "how the hell do you cross the street."

Seems I've needed these thingies since I was a child... and now, I can see everything sooooo much better and everyone is so much fuglier... I kid, I kid.