.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The past couple of days I've enjoyed (endured?) a stupid amount of flattery.
I went to a party at my friend Kylie's house with my bestest friend in the world, Zach. And while we were doing drunken battle with a Darth Vader sprinkler in the driveway, he told a group of strangers that I was the greatest girl in the world and they should all feel lucky for having met me.
And they all applauded!
Today I was doing some stock-up shopping, and I'm pretty certain I had some incriminating girly stuff in my hands when this woman and her daughter stopped me and shouted "You are so beautiful! You're stunning! Just seeing you is like...wow!" No exaggeration. I think I blushed and shrunk to two inches tall, then scurried away.
Then I saw a news story about this face recognition program that compares you to a database of celebrities and through some type of complicated mathematical process, it will find the celebrity faces that most closely match yours.
And my closest match is....
......
...

I don't believe it.
The past couple of days I've enjoyed (endured?) a stupid amount of flattery.
I went to a party at my friend Kylie's house with my bestest friend in the world, Zach. And while we were doing drunken battle with a Darth Vader sprinkler in the driveway, he told a group of strangers that I was the greatest girl in the world and they should all feel lucky for having met me.
And they all applauded!
Today I was doing some stock-up shopping, and I'm pretty certain I had some incriminating girly stuff in my hands when this woman and her daughter stopped me and shouted "You are so beautiful! You're stunning! Just seeing you is like...wow!" No exaggeration. I think I blushed and shrunk to two inches tall, then scurried away.
Then I saw a news story about this face recognition program that compares you to a database of celebrities and through some type of complicated mathematical process, it will find the celebrity faces that most closely match yours.
And my closest match is....
......
...

I don't believe it.


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That said, if you're so great, how come you haven't come to visit me in Vancouver yet?