Me, Myself and my Penis -
I've been wondering, how can a man be obsessed with his penis and not constantly be chasing women and not be gay. Now I brought back an old book recently some of you may be familiar with "men are from mars, women are from venus." Yeah well the book made me take notice that a dear woman friend of mine actually has more male tendencies than female and because of this she is always very guy friendly, because in more respects she can relate to how men interact more. Now...don't get me wrong. She is one of the most womanly..er...women out there(not to mention .. stunning, gorgeous, intelligent, eccentric and a dozen other things) but my point is she can still relate to a man easily... and that I'm an incredible kiss-ass.
I, on the other hand, am completely opposite. Male with female tendencies...who...is not gay, or metrosexual. So yeah...now that I've completely destroyed any facade of manhood I'll get back into my subject. I'm totally obsessed with my penis..as my woman friend will tell you. However, am not one of these jockfrat retards, like many of my friends, who are chasing women constantly (put it in your fucking pants dudes I swear there's more than a few rumors of STD's floating around.) So yeah in retrospect, it's possible. I CAN run around all day with my hands in my pants, be extremely tired after the numerous porn sites, make horndog comments all day, have my mind wander every 7 seconds, have my fun with the hairy chicken, work my way around the fierce jungles of the trouser snake, not be gay and still not be chasing women every 20 seconds.
ummm quote for today :
"I'm on a mission that some say is impossible,
but when I swing my swords they all chopable."
-gza
I've been wondering, how can a man be obsessed with his penis and not constantly be chasing women and not be gay. Now I brought back an old book recently some of you may be familiar with "men are from mars, women are from venus." Yeah well the book made me take notice that a dear woman friend of mine actually has more male tendencies than female and because of this she is always very guy friendly, because in more respects she can relate to how men interact more. Now...don't get me wrong. She is one of the most womanly..er...women out there(not to mention .. stunning, gorgeous, intelligent, eccentric and a dozen other things) but my point is she can still relate to a man easily... and that I'm an incredible kiss-ass.
I, on the other hand, am completely opposite. Male with female tendencies...who...is not gay, or metrosexual. So yeah...now that I've completely destroyed any facade of manhood I'll get back into my subject. I'm totally obsessed with my penis..as my woman friend will tell you. However, am not one of these jockfrat retards, like many of my friends, who are chasing women constantly (put it in your fucking pants dudes I swear there's more than a few rumors of STD's floating around.) So yeah in retrospect, it's possible. I CAN run around all day with my hands in my pants, be extremely tired after the numerous porn sites, make horndog comments all day, have my mind wander every 7 seconds, have my fun with the hairy chicken, work my way around the fierce jungles of the trouser snake, not be gay and still not be chasing women every 20 seconds.
ummm quote for today :
"I'm on a mission that some say is impossible,
but when I swing my swords they all chopable."
-gza
fatality:
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