Wednesday Oct 01, 2003

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I woke up this morning feeling rank!

The only conclusion I can draw is that thieves broke into my house while I slept, stole all the alcohol they could find, then poured a bucket of ooo aaa shit in my mouth and kicked me in the head a few times.

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unravled:
Ohhh, quick...go wash em.
madigan:
I felt rank when I woke up, too. A variation of rank from yours, but still rank. So naturally, I showered and de-ranked myself.

tongue

Thankee much for thee birthday weeshes biggrin

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